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“SHARK-RIDDLED FLORIDA”? Them darn land sharks sure are annoying. Just don’t answer the door, that totally messes with them.
There’s nothing else to add…
; Rove’s involvment controversial.
SHUTTLE LAUNCH CANCELLED. BECAUSE OF THE JOOOOOS.
No way…
Jeff, now don’t get angry, but sometimes I get the sneaking suspicion that you just make shit up.
…sort like the old one a friend and I came up with years ago:
“UFO Brings Jackie-O Elvis’ Secret Diet to Cure Aids.”
Just about covered it all in the late 80s.
FYI, Pepsi really burns your sinuses.
They’re never going to find Natalee if they don’t get that damn shuttle in the air!
Wasn’t that the “perfect National Enquirer headline”?
Ghost of Elvis Reveals Jackie O’s Secret UFO Diet!
Scotty –
Only if you are snorting it instead of drinking it!
Jeff – Oh, golly, that is a great headline!
OSTRICH INVOLVEMENT STILL BEING PROBED.
You forgot about Terri Shaivo:
“SHUTTLE PREPARES TO LAUNCH FROM HURRICANE-DEVASTATED, SHARK-RIDDLED FLORIDA AS RESCUE WORKERS CALL IT QUITS IN THE SEARCH FOR NATALEE NEAR TERRI SHAIVO’S GRAVE.”
This blog has finally returned to the reason I came here in the first place.
It’s just damn funny… sometimes.
And I need that on a day like today. Thanks to all of you creative types who contribute.
Now pardon me while I go laugh my ass off.
Turing word “deep” as in the grandma who is deep-throating that poor young man she calls her husband.
ewwwww……..
JK Rowling
Get back to work on the final Harry Potter book.
PS
Harry ‘ship is with Ginny ?
I have to disagree with MC above – somehow, they left out the psychic.
Mojo:
Could be, as I don’t remember were we got started with it. We did decide that the ‘…to cure AIDS’ part made it more contemporary.
…and ours scanned better.