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Man, I wait with bated breath for your next Natalee report. Tease that you’re gonna be interviewing her classmaes in the next hour, and I’ll be YOURS for the rest of the day.
Can’t get in touch with any of her classmates, but there’s an outside chance I get an interview with one of her old lipbalm sticks.
BINGO!!!
I’ve been to Aruba. Not a bad place, unless the trade winds stop blowing. Or you’re kidnapped and murdered, of course.
I’m hooked.
You know, if she had just taken Lassie with her on vacation, none of this would have happened;
Lassie: “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”
Police; “What is it Lassie? Natalee fell down a well?”
Lassie: “No you freakin’ idiots! She was raped and dumped in the ocean!”
Police: “Oh”
Turing word, Stupid. As in: Gee those Aruban police are really stupid.
I pray Almighty God will deprive Greta of a sensationalistic trial, disappearance, etc., just for a few days – I just want to see what happens to her then.
Isn’t that mean spirited?
Laugh at Greta if you must, but this case has sent her ratings through the roof.
BREAKING: “ARE GRETA’S RATINGS THE KEY TO FINDING NATALEE? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN REPORTS.”
OMG, did Greta takeNatalee is a desperate attempt to “up” her rating? Jackson trial was over … things were looking grim