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a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 5

FREE KARL ROVE!

12 Replies to “a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 5”

  1. Chrees says:

    Free? You mean without even having to buy the happy meal?

    (For some reason when reading this post, I could hear the guy in PCU saying “Free Nelson Mandela”)

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Someone needs to make tee-shirts.

  3. Patrick says:

    Sounds like a job for a master Photoshopper like Allah.

  4. JWebb says:

    . . . or tank-tops.

  5. mojo says:

    ALDERSON! ALDERSON!…

    Pacino

    SB: expect

    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

  6. Scott P says:

    Oh.  At first I thought it said:

    FREE!!!!  KARL ROVE!!!!

    which seemed like a pretty good deal, really.

    As far as merch, you might do men’s boxers with that on the front for the MoveOn crowd, because they think he’s such a dick anyway.  Just brainstorming here…

  7. Joe says:

    You almost got me with that one, Jeff, but the FREE KARL ROVE! coupon that came with this post is expired. Instead, they offered to let me make a $50 pledge to the RNC so I can “voice my support for Karl Rove”.

    I’ve lost all respect for your CITIZEN JOURNALIST independence now, man – this’s just shilling for the Rethuglicans.

  8. Scott P says:

    KILL JOE!!!!!  KILL THE HERETIC!!!!!!

  9. Major John says:

    Strangely, my local Shell station is offering a free Karl Rove with every fill-up with V-Power…

  10. Hubris says:

    Cruise is fucking Karl Rove too?

  11. Banjo says:

    Keep concentrating on Rove. The mighty windstorm developing might in time gather enough strength to blow out an ignited popcorn fart.

  12. pappy says:

    If Karl Rove is free, can I borrow him for a couple of days? I’d like him to ‘verbally correct’ my professional-student brother-in-law. Oh, and I hear he makes a mean martini.

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