The National Journal’s Stuart Taylor Jr. offers up “Five Reasons Not to Put Gonzales On the Court.” Worth a read—particularly if you are one of Gonzales’ supporters.
For his part, protein wisdom insists that, if pressed, he could probably come up with, like, eight reasons not to put Gonzales on the Court. Without even breaking a sweat.
But that would just be showing off.
Yeah? Well, I’ll see your eight, and raise ya ELEVEN! Hah!
SB: that
taken, not stirred
My biggest problem is that typing his name would involve using the letter z. I’m never quite sure that my little finger is hitting that key correctly.
Oh wait… I’m just channeling Andy Rooney from the previous post. Scratch that.
Really? How come not nine? ‘Cause I’da thought nine would be good, if showy.
What’s this referring-to-oneself-in-third-person stuff? And isn’t “Gigolo Jeff, El Jefe of Love” a better third-person epithet to use in such a scenario?
I’s “El Jefe de Amor”. And I prefer “Gangster”, thanks very much.
SB: worked
as in “I think we’re worked this meme about as far as I’d care to go.”
Well, Stuart WeakOpeningArgument Taylor as you point out is trundling out left stupidity.
As you know I’m a big Gonzales fan, but I don’t think he should be nominated for the court either. Why? He’s got a job and the country doesn’t need 3 AG’s in the span of a year.
If Bush wants a Hispanic judge, why doesn’t he nominate Estrada for the job? I know he backed down on the Appeals appoitment, but I bet he would be willing to go through the hassle to be on the Supreme Court.
Or he could just nominate Bork and watch liberal heads explode throughout the country.
I’ve got it! Pure GEENIUS in action, folks!
W should nominate Eric Estrada!
Ponch needs a job (last seen pimping a real estate scam in Arkansas, fer chrissakes), and it would confuse the hell outta just about everybody, except maybe John.
SB: only