14 Replies to “Random Andy Rooney thought, Sunday, July 17, 7:37 PM EST”

1. gail says:

   July 18, 2005 at 12:11 am

   It pulls those dentures right out, doesn’t it?

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   July 18, 2005 at 12:30 am

   I bet Rooney smells a bit like jerky beef.  Anyone?

3. McGehee says:

   July 18, 2005 at 12:32 am

   I just don’t care to think about what Andy Rooney smells like—but, different strokes…

   (As long as he doesn’t smell like a four-door “truck”…)

4. Jeff Goldstein says:

   July 18, 2005 at 12:35 am

   Aren’t there 4-door king cabs nowadays?

   And anyway, my mid-90s Land Cruiser is most certainly a truck.

5. SeanH says:

   July 18, 2005 at 12:57 am

   What I want to know is how the hell can I get his job when he finally retires?  I’d be thrilled to do it for half the money Rooney probably makes.  Not to toot my own horn, but I know I could bore the shit out of folks almost as well as Rooney.

6. Michael says:

   July 18, 2005 at 1:26 am

   Are we still on the truck thing?  Did I not mention that my Explorer has the tow package?

7. The Sanity Inspector says:

   July 18, 2005 at 1:29 am

   D’jever notice how annoying my voice is, d’jever notice that?

8. Michael says:

   July 18, 2005 at 1:45 am

   Sanity Inspector

   I guess that was directed at me.  I’m curious.  How did I annoy you?  Because I’m just goofing around and trying to have some fun.  You seem to somehow be taking this seriously.

   Is it possible that you need to lighten up a little?

9. Jeff Goldstein says:

   July 18, 2005 at 1:50 am

   I think SI was affecting an Andy Rooney voice, Michael.

10. harrison says:

    July 18, 2005 at 2:13 am

    Funny thing. I was thinking Andy Rooney was dead; it’s been so long since I watched 60 Minutes.
    
    I do like all those movies he made with Judy Garland, though.

11. Michael says:

    July 18, 2005 at 2:14 am

    I think SI was affecting an Andy Rooney voice, Michael.

    Wow, I totally missed it.  Hope you’re right.  Thanks.

12. Sinequanon says:

    July 18, 2005 at 11:42 am

    Hey Jeff,
    
    Have you seen this interesting link to you?  I found it through a Technrati search for Anarchists.

    Amazon.com begins selling products from Jeff Goldstein at:
    
    http://www.fileitunder.com/2005/07/fiu-presents-first-carnival-of-crazy.html

    which leads to…

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009P1CGC/sr=1-1/qid=1120711544/ref=sr_1_1/104-5802210-9776760?_encoding=UTF8&n=3760931&s=hpc&v=glance

    I didn’t know you were in to THAT Jeff!  Oh Baby!

13. McGehee says:

    July 18, 2005 at 5:31 pm

    Did I not mention that my Explorer has the tow package?

    Pssshhh! My Ford Escort had a tow package.

    (Spam word: “play”—as in, I shouldn’t play with people’s heads like this.)

14. harrison says:

    July 18, 2005 at 8:12 pm

    I got yer tow package, right here.

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