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My first brief interview with Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito

me: “So.  That Joe Wilson sure is giving you a heap of trouble, isn’t he?”

Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I’m not at liberty to discuss that at this time.”

me: “Yes or no, then:  Karl Rove outed Joe Wilson’s covert CIA operative wife, Valerie Plame, in retaliation for the Ambassador’s high-profile criticism of the Iraq war.”*

Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I’m afraid I can’t comment on that either.”

me: “You can’t?  Or you won’t?”

Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Right.”

me:

me: “What are you hiding, Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito?”*

Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Scrambled egg, diced onions, red and green peppers –”

me: “AHA!  TREACHEROUS FOODSTUFF!  THE BLOOD OF OUR COMPROMISED AGENTS IS ON YOUR HANDS!”

Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Well, that’s just salsa, actually.  But your description sounds far more dramatic, I’ll give you that much.”

14 Replies to “My first brief interview with Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito”

  1. I think this is the *REAL* scandal out of all of this – what did KR’s burrito know and when did it know it rasberry

    (BTW, I tried to do a trackback on this post but wasn’t successful for some reason)

    –ST

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Yeah, my trackbacks can be wonky sometimes.  Sorry.

  3. CraigC says:

    The real crime here is that there was no cilantro in the salsa.

  4. That link to Captain Ed needs fixing.

  5. Fred says:

    It ain’t salsa without the cilantro.

  6. me says:

    What, no chorizo? Must hook Rove up with a proper illegal alien burritoman.

  7. MC says:

    Why is it that a burrito, once consumed, is transformed and emitted as, once again, a burrito?

    Did’ja ever notice that?

  8. Scott P says:

    Queso closed!

  9. Major John says:

    Scott P,

    I don’t know if you should be flogged, or feted for that one…

  10. Matt Moore says:

    I’m scared that this is the first burrito interview. Why hasn’t Karl eaten the burrito yet? Clearly the man can put down some burritos, breakfast or otherwise.

    I hope all this Plame shit hasn’t hurt his appetite.

  11. Scott P says:

    Major John-

    Whatever my fate, I most likely deserve it.

  12. CelticDragon says:

    Actually, Scott should be FETA-ed.

    You know, like the cheese, feta… um, just forget it…

  13. McGehee says:

    I agree with CelticDragon, since Scott’s pun was, after all, rather fetid.

  14. Scott P says:

    Celtic and McGehee, I think both of your last statements prove conclusively that you don’t know Jack

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