me: “So. That Joe Wilson sure is giving you a heap of trouble, isn’t he?”
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I’m not at liberty to discuss that at this time.”
me: “Yes or no, then: Karl Rove outed Joe Wilson’s covert CIA operative wife, Valerie Plame, in retaliation for the Ambassador’s high-profile criticism of the Iraq war.”*
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “I’m afraid I can’t comment on that either.”
me: “You can’t? Or you won’t?”
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Right.”
me:
me: “What are you hiding, Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito?”*
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Scrambled egg, diced onions, red and green peppers –”
me: “AHA! TREACHEROUS FOODSTUFF! THE BLOOD OF OUR COMPROMISED AGENTS IS ON YOUR HANDS!”
Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Well, that’s just salsa, actually. But your description sounds far more dramatic, I’ll give you that much.”
I think this is the *REAL* scandal out of all of this – what did KR’s burrito know and when did it know it
(BTW, I tried to do a trackback on this post but wasn’t successful for some reason)
–ST
Yeah, my trackbacks can be wonky sometimes. Sorry.
The real crime here is that there was no cilantro in the salsa.
That link to Captain Ed needs fixing.
It ain’t salsa without the cilantro.
What, no chorizo? Must hook Rove up with a proper illegal alien burritoman.
Why is it that a burrito, once consumed, is transformed and emitted as, once again, a burrito?
Did’ja ever notice that?
Queso closed!
Scott P,
I don’t know if you should be flogged, or feted for that one…
I’m scared that this is the first burrito interview. Why hasn’t Karl eaten the burrito yet? Clearly the man can put down some burritos, breakfast or otherwise.
I hope all this Plame shit hasn’t hurt his appetite.
Major John-
Whatever my fate, I most likely deserve it.
Actually, Scott should be FETA-ed.
You know, like the cheese, feta… um, just forget it…
I agree with CelticDragon, since Scott’s pun was, after all, rather fetid.
Celtic and McGehee, I think both of your last statements prove conclusively that you don’t know Jack…