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BREAKING:  Air France flight 332 from Paris to Boston is being diverted to Bangor, Maine

One of the passengers “with an Arabic-sounding name” positively matched a name on the no fly list.  The plane should touch down around 2:45 EST. 

Developing…*

11 Replies to “BREAKING:  Air France flight 332 from Paris to Boston is being diverted to Bangor, Maine”

  1. tachyonshuggy says:

    Uhhh, they were already in the air when they matched the name to the list?

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Yup.

  3. 3rd_Bird says:

    Islamophobes!!!

  4. BumperStickerist says:

    You’d think by now that Allanah Achbar would either have changed her name or stopped flying internationally.

  5. Alpha Baboon says:

    hahahaha Bumperstickerist!

  6. Kathy says:

    Niiiiiiice. 

    The husband shares his name with someone who’s on the Do Not Fly list.  We’ve had to wait up to forty-five minutes while the ticket agents cleared him to go through security.  They’ve even called over security guards to make sure that he wouldn’t run, you know, just in case he was trying to pull a fast one.  Furthermore, if he wants to not have to deal with this in the future, he has to call the local FBI office to get it noted on some list somewhere that he is not, indeed, the same Michael Nelson that’s on the list. The burden’s on him to make sure it doesn’t happen again, not the government. 

    And just for the record, he’s white and his name is Michael Nelson.

  7. Hoodlumman says:

    Bangor, Maine.  Deverted flight test dummy since 2001.

  8. No doubt the real Mike Nelson, the creator of MST3K, is a terrorist.

  9. My brother had a grade-school classmate named Mike Nelson. I can believe all this might be his fault.

  10. It was John al-Kerry.

  11. Michael Nelson says:

    Death to America.

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