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Odd, Ends

  • Is Gary Linderer, president and co-founder of Operation Homecoming USA (the organization behind “Welcome Home… America’s Tribute to Vietnam Veterans”), a Vietnam fabulist?  Kevin Aylward investigates
  • The latest issue of The Neolibertarian Journal is now available from Jon Henke and crew at QandO.
  • Cambodian noodle soup?  Delicious—even if the strange little Asians insist on floating entire basil plants right there on the broth’s surface.
  • Confederate Yankee doesn’t think much of the family of “Deep Throat.” Personally, I’m siding with the family on this one.  But then, I’m a Jew.
  • Also outraged by the Felt family’s “greed”: Bill the Pundit Guy.  And Bob Woodward probably ain’t too thrilled, either.  Bernstein?  A Jew.  You figure it out.
  • If you could see my aura right now, you’d see a forest green haze, with just a hint of indigo around the hips and thighs.  My psychic tells me this color combination translates roughly as “you are indifferent to the color of your own aura.”

14 Replies to “Odd, Ends”

  1. shank says:

    I saw a few commericals for that Welcome Home show.  That shit freaks me out.  The one where the soldier comes out of the giant box, and his kids are staring at him like, WTF dad?  Why couldn’t you just come home in a car like a normal guy?

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Your aura is beige.

  3. SeanH says:

    Lord.  Woodward and Bernstein have been cashing in for 30 years and the Felt family shouldn’t make a buck?  I think most people would do the same thing they are and it seems kind of shitty to me to be throwing stones at these people.

  4. Alpha Baboon says:

    If you could see my aura right now, you’d see a forest green haze

    …its either your aura or you ate some spoiled Dim Sum noodles at lunch.. You shouldnt talk to them so long..

  5. Stormy70 says:

    I think this family should milk as much money out of this as they can, after all, Woodward and Bernstein have been. It’s the American Way.

    My aura is Hot Pink Kitty, meow!

  6. My aura is borealis.

  7. Master of None says:

    Is Cambodian noodle soup the same thing as Vietnamesse Pho?  With Pho, you get huge basil leaves (more like branches), bean sprouts, slices of jalapeno, and a couple chucks of lime.  Great stuff

  8. Aura?  So that’s why Jeff’s portraits are so hazy–they’re kirlian photographs!

    Turing = happened, as in The Seventies were when pseudo-psycho-spiritual fads like kirlian photography usually happened.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Master of None —

    That’s the stuff, yeah.  Really good.  And—because I live across the street from an Asian market complex (one that actual Asians frequent) – it’s cheap, too.

  10. Alpha Baboon says:

    So where do the fake asians frequent ?

  11. Master of None says:

    “So where do the fake asians frequent ?”

    Leeann Chin

  12. Alpha Baboon says:

    Ode Asian Womah: “Oh.. Dat Lee Ann Chin.. She so Monkey-Monkey.. She shray me.. She Trans-Fat Free you know…

  13. Alpha Baboon says:

    Old Chinese Fable:

    Once there was a Chinese restaurant owner that took a young Chinese woman as his bride. At the time that they were married neither of them had any experience sexually but the man loved his bride very much and wanted to appear very manly and wordly and he was very anxious to impress his woman. On their wedding night they turned out the bedroom light, undressed in the dark and slid under the covers together as man and wife for the first time. The woman in her shyness simply laid quietly on her back, looking at the ceiling and barely moving. The man , being anxious to please but not knowing exactly what he should do said to his wife “ You ah verwy beautifuh and I ruv you verwy much.. Whatever ever you wanh.. anyting you wanh.. you just ask and I give you..” The young woman thought for a moment, then in a shy voice she answered “ I woudh like numbah sixty-nine..” The man looked puzzled as if he didnt quite know what to say, but finally answered “.. OK… if dat whah you wanh , but why you want a Beef anh Broccorri ?

    Ba Dum Bump…!

    ..get it? Beef anh Broccorri ? huh?huh?

    ok.. maybe you had to be there..

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