Hawkins: “No, I only owe you $1200 if you have three houses on it. And those are not houses. Those are little plastic figurines molded to look like houses. So. Take the $375 and pass me the dice.”
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That’s when you reach across the board and pimpslap him.
Jeff: “Ya ? Well those are not US Currency either. Those are little multicolor slips of paper printed to resemble currency in denominations of $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100 & $500 … and if I dont see you handing over an assortment totalling $1200 in the next 10 seconds I’m going to park this race car token right up your large intestine…
Hawkins: “$1200 did you say ? Here’s one hundred.. two hundred…
Fuck, it isn’t real? I’ve been paying off the mortgage on Marvin Gardens for twenty years.
That’s right, Hubris. And this month’s payment is late. Again. Make sure you include the penalty for late payment with your check to my home address. Don’t make me start “legal proceedings” to “enforce my rights”.
As long as you’ve been taking the interest deduction; it’s as real as you want.
I bet his house rules for Free Parking are a fucking nightmare.
Jeff, go make a a nice cold dirty martini, put some Marvin Gaye on, order a nice dinner, get a babysitter. Chill and make the wifie happy.
mmkay????
Should I bother clicking on the link down there to find out who this John Hawkins is and if I should be mad at him too?
Does he have a Larry Fine award? Porcupine’s the shit, yo.
Note to self: Do not piss of Jeff G. or he will bring on the virtual bitchslap.
I knew that already, but it’s good to be reminded from time to time.
I AM THE BEAST!
No doubt.
Is it too soon to point out you’re obsessing to the point of being creepy…or is this going to turn into one of those Oliver Willis things?
Hey! It’s my buddy Timmer!
Hey, I been punk’d, but dat don’t mean I gotta stay a punk.
Yes it does, Timmer.
Robin,
STFU Donnie.
Timmer, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Hmmmm, you’re NOT the Robin that shows up at SgtStryker are you? Oh well…not as fun as it could have been.
I’ll have to check in with my alternate personalities and get back to you on that.
IS THAT LAST SENTENCE SARCASTIC? IF SO, YOU SURE LOST ME. . . . NOT FUNNY, I DON’T GET IT.
There are no sarcastic sentences on this blog.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Remain there for two to five years with time off for good behavior.
[/sarcastic sentence]
Hey, people, using sarcasm: append this to the end of everything you write or say. that should make your intentions clear, avoid pointless confusion and put down the clueless at the same time. Yahtzee!
Jeremy: That soundfile’s gone.
Patrick: I just clicked and it seems to be working on my end. Huh.
Cached I would think.
Turing word: coming
No comment.
Huh. Go this page – the file is still there (8th one down under Powerfull Girls).
For those who don’t care enough to click through, the quote is – “I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you’ll learn in school. But you wouldn’t know that considering you’ve never attended one of this country’s great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.”
Dang. “Powerpuff Girls.”