During its third season, “Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place” changed its name to “Two Guys and a Girl” in order to shorten the title for onscreen tv listings—not because show star Traylor Howard “thinks Wops are filthy, garlic-caked cheese guzzlers who stink of Drakkar,” as a co-star Ryan Reynolds notes in an easter egg on the SE DVD of National Lampoon’s Van Wilder.
Yeah, I didn’t watch the show, either.
Did you know that pizza place wasn’t real? It’s true, it was just a set. And Richard Ruccolo? The smell of pepperoni makes him nauseous, so we all know how many pizzas he’s made.
When you’re a humorless rightwinger you can find lies everywhere.
Notice:
None of the “facts” in this series are actually true. Or at least, they aren’t true on purpose. They could coincidentally be true, but I have no knowledge that they are.
Is what I’m saying.
I love Traylor Howard, but she’s doesn’t have the best track record
Boston Common- 1 year
2 Guys- 3 years
Bram and Alice- 1/2 year
Monk- I give it 1 year after she’s joined the show
She is cute as a bug and I would totally date her except for that whole being married thing.
But God, she sucks as an actress.
Is it true that John Hawkins worked as key grip on “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder,” but was fired for upbraiding cinematographer James Bagdonas? Same guy?
I am VERY OFFENDED!! This time you have gone TOO FAR!!
You may insult my religion, my ethnicity, my girlfriend, or my mother, but you may NEVER insult my cologne!!
Consider yourself DE-LINKED!!!
In fact, since I don’t have a blogroll, I WILL CREATE ONE AND ADD YOU JUST SO I CAN DE-LINK YOU!!
Bastard.
I just think it was a shame that the producers of “Two Guys and a Girl” decided to set the show in a “European” restaurant, when they could’ve reached out to third-world Catholics by choosing a taco stand or some kind of African-cuisine joint.
Traylor trash.
Full disclosure, in case Hawkins is peeking in: I enjoy pizza.
I’m pretty embrassed to admit I actually liked that show.
But in case you’re wondering, that guy is also the star of the new Amityville Horror, which surprised the crap outta me ‘cause I hadn’t seen him since that sitcom.
So, Jeff, does that mean that you really do enjoy pizza, or is the above statement part of your complicated web of lies?
If I tell you I’d be no better than John Hawkins.
Traylor Howard: SchwaWHING!
I normally hate vampire flicks, but I’m going to watch Blade Trinity just to see how they fold in the wise-ass comedy guy as the foil for Snipes’ over-drama.
Sortof OT, I’ve read various aspect of the Hawkins v. <s>Jewboy</s>, er, Goldstein controversy, and find that perhaps Mr. Hawkins is taking himself, and others, waaaay too seriously.
All you had to do was read Michele’s site to figure out pretty quick that she was, well, pretty un-pissed about the, uhm, “interview.” The utter lack of a flaming screed on her part pretty much screamed it was, how you say, “all in good fun.”
I think John’s just a little peeved he got took, is all.
Damn, there, I’ve gone and done it. Now he’ll probably never link to my blog. When will I learn?
I never realized it was even possible to guzzle cheese. This opens up a whole new world of potential cheese consumption to me. Far out. Man.
*I normally hate vampire flicks, but I’m going to watch Blade Trinity just to see how they fold in the wise-ass comedy guy as the foil for Snipes’ over-drama. *
What the hell’s wrong with you? You watch Blade 3 for the goddess, Jessica Biels, who takes showers, shoots stuff with a crossbow and generally looks ridiculously hot whilst kicking ass.
FYI, the movie was pretty lousy, overall.
Hold on…there’s a Special Edition of Van Wilder out there? Who exactly was banging down the doors for THAT?
Full disclosure, in case Hawkins is peeking in: I enjoy pizza.
Yeah, but the real question is: Do you enjoy two guys and a girl?