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I wanted to write a poem
for Frank Black, but I had
a really hard time finding
a rhyme for ‘apocalypse.’
So, y’know—fuck it.
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Bravo!
Taco strips.
“We are happy we are merry // we gotta rhymin’ dictionary.”
SEE ALSO: M.C. Paul Barman, the crazy rhyminest’ motherfucker on the planet.
Maybe I was thinking of “apocalyptic,” but then I’m sure you’d just shoot back with something like “Lara Croft’s lip stick.” So, y’know—fuck it.
You could always take the Mad magazine approach and use “a crock o’ blips”.
(Hey! My Turing word is “approach”! Creeeeepy!)
Hey, quit reminding people about Millennium … I want one of those ‘Snake Eating its Own Tail’ tattoos but I dont want people to know I copied it from a network tv show…now I’m going to have to wait a few more years. Thanks.
Millenium
Roosters, Owls
Playing Violas
at Midnight
or is it dawn?
Beats the fuck out of me.
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I was going to say “taco lips”.
All I got now is “Block o’ Crips.”
Sounds like you just watched that last episode in the second season…they never explained what happened to Laura and the new chick they brought in for season three sucked.
I’ll have to wait for season 3 on DVD; I have two episodes left of season 2.
So would it be harshing your buzz if I told you that a tattoo of the “Snake Eating Its Own Tail” was a prop used in a cheesy series on the Sci-Fi Channel called the Invisible Man? Or has the damage already been done?
Oh fuck it… I guess I’ll get an Armadillo eating its own head instead… Is that on TV anywhere ?
Well, it rhymes with Calypso if you carry the “o” over to the next line. It’s the sort of thing Byron would have done in Don Juan, so it’s not an unprecedented cheat.
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