Sorry, but said 9-banded Dasypus took it upon himself to chew through my Caligula DVD, so I beat him with a loaf of French bread and sent him to bed without any supper.
Fucking unrated version, too. Stupid, stupid beast.
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French bread? That’s cool—if it was pumpernickel, I’d report you to the ASPCA.
Did you SEE him eat through your Caligula or did you just find him near your chewed up Caligula.. Because, I mean, Armadillos dont have any incisors or canines.. just blunt peg-like molars.. I’m not pointing fingers or anything but you might want to check Mr Satchel ‘Teething-Time’ Goldstein’s mouth for silver flakes.. I’m just sayin’ …
PS.. Does the unrated version have the great Sapho scene where Caligula watches through the peephole , that was in the original release?
Does the unrated version have the great Sapho scene where Caligula watches through the peephole , that was in the original release?
You betcha.
Why’d you start referring to the armadillo by it’s Latin name? Tired of getting all the Google hits looking for armadillo porn?
Good thing (for him) that he chose Caligua. If he had chewed through Last Tango in Paris instead, you would have found out what armadillo butter squirts can do to your carpet…
Off topic, but is the Dusty chick wearing a cup?
Sorry, Fred. I’m not seeing it.
The new one has great legs. I miss the brunette, though. We really had something special. She always said the sweetest things to me, like “stop digging through my trash, freak.”
Ahh, memories.
Fred.. Thats not a cup.. its a ‘Fro, man..
A natural..
Dusty chick? Where…oh. Sorry. My eyes kept getting caught on the black thong higher in the column.
-either a ‘Fro or a Lady Everlast Boxing Protector.. Could go either way..
If there’s any justice in this universe there is, somewhere, a planet of sentient D. novemcinctus who hollow out Texans and sell them at roadside stands as waste baskets … when they’re not beating their unappreciative sponsors with loaves of French bread. After all, he was just trying to improve your viewing habits!
Kind of cruel, not to mention ironic, that you beat him with a loaf of French bread, and then sent him to bed without supper. Next time, use a lead pipe. Leaves a stronger impression. So to speak.
If that thong got any higher up in the column, it would cut off circulation to vital organs.
In some of our cases, gail, it already has cut off circulation to vital organs …
I’m OUTRAGED that there would be even muted, implied criticism of the tasteful yet extremely yummy attire of the “Say Anything” temptress.
Where do they find these women?!
Caligula? Gawd, wotta POS that was! It gave whacking material a bad name.
True dat, Sanity.
Look, if you want to spank it (and admit it, if you’re watching Caligula, that’s exactly what you’re after) there’s a wide variety of far better stroke vids to choose from.
Or so I’ve heard.
You filthy heathens.
My turing word was “square”. I crap you negative.
Yeah, but the lesbian scene was great.
Hey, ya wanna talk about Karma and ‘what goes around comes around‘ and all that crap ? As I was sitting here laughing about Goldstein’s Armadillo chewing up his Caligula, my stupid, stupid beast Rabbit was chewing off the cord on my XBOX controller ! And I didnt notice til I’m playing Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and my Padawan is getting his ass handed to him on a platter by some lowly Sith.. and I’m pressing X and yelling ‘Hit him you idiot ! Hit himmmmm !!’ when It occurred to me that I dont have a wireless controller (yet).. Guess when Best Buy opens I will though.. Stupid, stupid beast.. (but at least he didnt get hold of my Barely Legal Naughty Cheerleaders series volumes I thru VI )
Turing word: club
heh.
Sounds like Tina the Fat Lard needs another talking to, Jake.
I told you he could hold a grudge…
Oh my God, gail…choking, snorting with unladylike laughter.
aaaw, i had a friend tell me about his roommate’s bunny chewing all the buttons off the tv remote. they didn’t replace it, just taped a pen on a string to it to use to change channels.
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