yin: “Would you do me a favor, honey, and fetch me about a half teaspoon of those dried marjoram leaves from the pantry? I’m experimenting on a traditional Cioppino, and I don’t want to overstate the sauteed garlic.”
yang: “I understood ‘teaspoon.’ Beyond that? All gibberish.”
yang: “I understood ‘teaspoon.’ Beyond that? Gibberish… but I wont give her the satisfaction of saying that.. I’ll just find her something leafy.. she wont know the difference..”
You’ll find the converse is also true
yang: “Babe, would you run inside the garage and grab the spring compressor for me? I’m having the damnedest time getting the bushing off the top of this coilover assembly.”
yin: “Is that the gas-powered thingine or the twisty-turny thingie?”
yang: Oh, forget it.. Just bring me the hammer. I’ll get it off…
“You’ll find the converse is also true”
yang: Really. Who cares?
rawr. A little teste are ya?
Ha! That’s nothing. Try it when all the spices are Cantonese.
shank, jeff: I think this calls for a full-on flaming!! CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF BLOGWAR!!
After which, you can both claim you were only joking, and that the other should lighten up.
Turing: During. Heh. That rhymes.
Actually, now that I think of it:
CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE BLOGS OF WAR!!
is much better.
I’m sorry what were we talking about? Say Anything girl’s ass is very distracting.
Watch out Shinobi.. Diana told me she’s 15.. and you know what they say..15 will get you 20.
Wouldn’t Jeff be the one getting in trouble then? Child pornography and all?
I just came to this site looking for high minded political discourse and I was confronted with this filth.
Shank —
not testy, no. Just thought yang wouldn’t care about such a yingish thought exercise.
Yang: Right about the time you “fetch” me about 16 oz of liquid hops and barley. I’m experimenting on a new position in the Lazyboy, and don’t won’t to overstate the Knicks chance for a playoff slot.
Shinobi,
Wasnt that exactly what Pete Townshend told the inspectors from Scotland Yard when they charged him with downloading little boy pics off the web ? I was doing research…