Garrett: “Dude. Here. Take a hit off this.”
update: “Like sucking a nice, long nap into your lungs, ain’t it…?”
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Newly walking child?
Ahh, spring. Tee-ball season is here again.
When did you Leif Garrett join the ACLU?
Garrett: “Dude. Here. Take a hit off this… ::sssssshhhh:: ‘ear… ‘ear..
Goldstein: ::sssshhhhhh::
Garrett: (real fast) “So whadda you think ? Huh ?.. huh ? Great stuff , huh ? I think this is some great shit.. Dont you.. ?
Like breathing a long nap into your lungs.. without the boring sleeping part.. hahahahahaah.. get it ? get it ? ‘without the sleeping part’… Ya.. I can go all day and all night on one little rock of this stuff… So lets talk.. whadda you wanna talk about.. I mean , I like philosophy, but you know.. anythings cool with me…..”
(unfortunately, Garrett’s comment goes on for following 60 minutes or 47 pages of single spaced type print and are not available for reproduction in toto here… Also, Goldstein’s 56 page rambling response that covers everything from Gay Porn Cocks and Dancing Armadillos to Insurgents trapped in Fallujah Bunkers and Martha Stewart has been omitted for the sake of brevity.)
Garrett: My real first name is Gerald.. Leaf is a nickname I’ve earned by knowing my herb…
Nahh, I think that was opium Leif passed our boy. That nap is literal, not figurative.
Is it just me, or does “Getting Stoned With the Goldsteins” sound like a great idea for a feaux-retro sitcom? Like maybe as a sequel/spin-off of That 70’s Show.
And if there’s any justice in this world at all, someday I’ll have a chance to spark a J with a few Colorado bloggers. Not that I would ever endorse or condone such behavior. I just mean, maybe, you know, if they legalize it someday. Yeah. That’s the ticket.
I like ‘Capturing the Goldsteins’ as a title for a documentary. When it comes out that there is no Denver writer/blogger Jeff Goldstein and no son Satchel; there’s just Schlomo Goldstein, the disfunctional teenage son of a seemingly normal Hassidic Jewish couple in Crown Heights that lives in their basement where he enjoys an ‘unnatural’ relationship with his pet Armadillo and lives a fantasy life through his Blog, Protein Wisdom. The pathos for the film would come after the SPCA gets tipped off to Scholo’s armadillo amour when LA County Prosecuters ‘accidently’ release pictures seized at the MJ Neverland Ranch raid, showing images of Schlomo and his ’dancing‘ armadillo involved in acts that are illegal in 47 of 50 states.. Appearantly MJ was swapping Chimp photos with SG via the internet as part of a huge exotic animal abuse ring. The SPCA files charges and the fireworks begin. Move over Jarecki ‘cause here I come..