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I push mine together to make one good one.
Wow, Jeff, you can post that again!
oh I get it.. 4” + 4” = 8”.. this is some weird, avant-garde, oblique reference to the 8” Cut Gay Porn Cock of Lies… I bet
Diana – Need some help?
Nah! Just yankin’ your chain!
yin: and dont forget that I made that promise back before you had man-boobs.. yet I’m still here.
Yin: and I also made that promise back when it was 18 times a week on top of all day Saturday.. rather than our current, Tuesday, Thursday and sometimes Saturday… but I’m still here.
Could use a hand though.
“Do you remember how perky your breasts were when I made that promise…?â€Â
Kind of like the previous Dusty girl. I mean, the cute soccer mom fantasy is all right and everything, but…it needs something to punch it up. Maybe doing her standing up against the wall while the kids are in the next room doing their homework….
Did I say that out loud?
Yin: For richer or for poorer, remember?
Yang: You just blew my boob-job money in Vegas you bastard. Shut up.
Okay. Not as good as Jeff’s. This surprises you, why?
And, you hot your yin and your yang mixed up.
yes, breastfeeding can have a negative affect on boobs, especially the bigger ones. (which makes those of us with smaller perky ones feel there is some justice in the world)
But you did say “worse,” and that certainly counts. Just like your love handles.
H/T
Man, I got the flu and missed out on all kinds of banter….so, Diana, do you attach the chewing gum to the underwire bra, or what? And RWS, you forgot to mention the back hair…that was NOT there, either…turing word march…as in take your Nyquila and march back to bed…
Lyndsey stole my question about the strategic placement of that chewing gum. Sorry about your flu, but I recommend a piquant warming hydrocodone cough syrup for your after dinner pleasure.
Who got back hair from breastfeeding?!!!
No she didnt.. the husband is a transexual thats been on hormone therapy for the last year.. now he’s going to have to wait another year for his boobies and to get the banana peeled and inverted.. That sounds painful.
The AI says: progress
tell me he cant think for himself…
I meant she.. she‘ll have to wait..
sheeeesh.. Oh for the days that there were only two genders…
AB, can’t you at least try to be inclusive?
Ha. Spamword, “army”
Ha! I dont speak PC… and you made that ‘army’ thing up I bet..
AI says: provided
as in: He’ll/She’ll be provided with silicone implants and a lifetime supply of water based lubricant.. once his/her wife/husband becomes a man the year after.. now I’ve confused myself..
Diana – With all of your hot dates, I don’t think you need a hand from anyone. Speaking as a gentleman.
I think we need a new pronoun to include persons of indeterminate gender. How about sh/he/it?
. . . and as a gentleman, I must say, I’m missing the visual stimulation that a dual G5 enabled photoshop might provide.
Okay – Turing word is “hard” and that’s just wrong.
Too awkward.. shorten it.. like SHEIT..
Ya.. thats better.
The AI says: john
The john gave his $75 bucks to the pretty blond hustler with the perky breasts, but before long he found himself holding a treetrunk because she was a he..
I mean.. not that theres anything wrong with that.. if thats what floats your boat.. (ok, was that more inclusive?)
Yin, Yang thing isn’t exclusively gender. Yin is just the subtle female principle and Yang is the more straightforward male principle. Females can exhibit yang behavior and males can exhibit yin behavior.
You sexists pigs.
See?
Am I the only one who gets a bigger hard-on for the “Say Anything” girl every time I see her?
I mean, damn.
If I HAD a GAY PORN COCK OF LIES, it’d be a STRAIGHT cock for at least a day, every time I visited this site.
(Hey, Jeff, you ought to cross-market yourself to Exodus.)
Turing word: eight. Hand to God. Or one of those melons.
“Straighforward male principle”? And you’re calling US sexist pigs?
Ana, please exhibit for me some Yang behaviour..
::I cant wait to see this..::
Am I the only one who gets a bigger hard-on for the “Say Anything†girl every time I see her?
Nope; she is da girl… now what’s a turing word
Grass-fucking-hopper:
“Yin originally meant “shady, secret, dark, mysterious, cold.” It thus could mean the shaded, north side of a mountain or the shaded, south bank of a river. Yang in turn meant “clear, bright, the sun, heat,” the opposite of yin and so the lit, south side of a mountain or the lit, north bank of a river. From these basic opposites, a complete system of opposites was elaborated. Yin represents everything about the world that is dark, hidden, passive, receptive, yielding, cool, soft, and feminine. Yang represents everything about the world that is illuminated, evident, active, aggressive, controlling, hot, hard, and masculine. Everything in the world can be identified with either yin or yang. Earth is the ultimate yin object. Heaven is the ultimate yang object.” (I just stole that wholesale from http://www.friesian.com/yinyang.htm, but I knew all of that because I used to be a granola.)
The Yang behavior would have been the part when she says “…you bastard. Shut up.” You see how illuminated, evident, active, aggressive, controlling, hot, hard, and masculine that is. No?
Yin: I’m sure it will come to you.
Yang: Well, maybe if you spent a little more time in the friggin’ lotus position instead of with your head up your ass then you would see it the right way. Shitbrick.
Oops! <tilts head to the right, opens eyes wide and smiles vacantly> Time to tuck in the baby! Nighty night!
“…but before long he found himself holding a treetrunk because she was a he..”
I didn’t know you were a size queen.
You ever gonna put up another post, Jeff? This ain’t no muhfuckin’ country club an’ shit, you know, dawg?
Craig. You’re tickling the dragon’s tail.
Has anyone else noticed that Diana hasn’t replied to any “hot date” posts? Not one. Not that I’m implying anything. Because that would be wrong.
Yeah, and now we’ll see if it’s ticklish.
Funny, it doesn’t look ticklish.
Whap!
Why don’t you people post on Eastern Time?
hahahaha
Dude.. what you dont know about me could just barely fill the Grand Canyon…
** by Jesu, that term ‘Size Queen’ was in the urban dictionary.. that thing is priceless.
I feel almost hip since I started reading it.. or is that Hep? whatever
Turing word: March
As in: March Madness !
Did I ever mention that I wanted to be a Broadway dancer? :: does a few quick dance moves::
<blockquote>the urban dictionary.. that thing is priceless</i>
Yep. Things that were hip used to be generated in major coastal cities, for some reason, and emanate outwards quite slowly, helping to perpetuate the very cultural divide that hipness requires in order to exist. What with the Internets and the computers with the blinking mmmGLAVin, what used to take months or years to propagate is now out in ten minutes. Coolness becomes democratized…and universalized, thus losing much of its value.
Eventually the situation will restabilize when the cool people who generate the original coolness find a way to cut us lumpenproles out of the loop again. But for now, it’s nice. Kind of.
…Well that was a buzzkill Robert..Thanks.. I finally make it to ‘Cool’ and now you tell me ‘Cool’ has lost much of its value.. Christ its taken me 45 years just to get to mildly cool.. now all I have to look forward to is the truly cool cutting me out of the loop again ??! No dates with really hot, interesting supermodels ? No invites to Hollywood Hills parties ? No doing drugs back stage at the private Radiohead party with all the nubile groupies? and they ask me why I’m a Kurtzian Nihilist….
Turing word: table
as in: Dont seat HIM at the COOL PEOPLE table.
That damned Exhibition of Yang that Ana did was no where near as hot as I thought it would be..
I can’t believe all of you talents have missed the obvious on this post:
yang: “Sure, I remember. Do you remember how perky your breasts were when I made that promise…?â€Â
yin: yeah, and when we built this house I could use your cock to check level and plumb. What’s your point?
Turing word: seem
As in, you seem virile but experience speaks otherwise.
Man, can I amend that last line to:
“What’s your point, Sponge Bob?”
That just fu**ing works, man.
Turing word: night
As in, “this night you’re my bitch, so just shut the f*** up”
BTW – I liked the double entendre of the original two posts. Emphasis is everything.
Kieran,
Since your comment was inspired, it must have been fated that no one else would think of it.
That and the fact that we’ve been conditioned to immediately think Gannon, 8” Cut Gay Porn Cock of Lies when we hear anything even remotely close to the word ‘cock’.
Turing word: blood
8” Cut Gay Porn Cock of Lies !
See?
I am taken aback by the amount of lewd commentary a pair of sagging breasts has generated. Why, the blueness of comments by Robert and John is not even subtle.
However, I will say that I’ll pay Kieran $3.95 a minute to talk to me on the phone while I pull out a bottle of Jergen’s. That’s some fine dirty talk, girl. Fine, indeed.
Turing word is “twenty”.
“Twenty bucks is all I have, Kieran. What’ll that get me?”
Jimboy, Does it matter if Kieran is a girl or a boy? I don’t think you can tell from the name.
I believe the word is bucket, not cool. Or am I dating myself? Jeff? Bucket? Anyone?
OT–2:06 Eastern. Drudge has some cutsey wootsey picture of polar bears on his page. It’s like he’s letting his seven year old daughter pic the pics.
Check what Ace has to say about polar bears. You have to scroll down.
Then scroll way down some more. There’s more funny bear stuff from a couple days ago.
While I’m sure I should be flattered, Jimboy, you’ll be disappointed to know I’m a 6’ 3” married guy.
Or maybe you wouldn’t be disappointed, which is a whole different problem.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Lola…Lo-lo-lo-lo-lola…