University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill and 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack discuss the fleeting nature of fame and the sociological vagaries of the 24-hour news cycle
“This Schiavo dame is really cutting into my media coverage, Billy. And it’s beginning to piss me off. In fact, I’m thinking that if this isn’t settled one way or the other by Wednesday, I may just have to fly down to Florida and stick that tube back down her throat myself.”*
“Well, you are nothing if not a healer, Ward…”
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The original took a slightly different form, but I took it down on the advice of counsel and decided to look at the glass as if it were half full. So to speak.
Ward: I got it Billy.. I know how I can trim off some of this media exposure for myself.. I’ll take my Shaman mask and fly to Florida to perform some Indian Healing Ceremony ..I’ll scare away the evil spirits that are possessing that girl..
Billy: Do you think that’ll work..I mean, do ya think you can really bring that girl back?
Ward: Oh hell no.. the girls a carrot. But you know no one will dare turn down an Indian Holy Man.. and if I play my cards right I can parley this into two or three primetime hours live, an Oprah appearance and a new book deal ..
Billy: How does that help the girl, man ?
Ward: It doesnt.. but my checking account will be fit as a fiddle.. I love that Indian Majik..
Old story. Bulemic, electrolytes out of balance, heart attack. Whatever.
Heart failure wouldn’t have caused the damage that she has. It’s more consistent with oxygen deprivation. Her neck injuries are consistent with being choked. The blood tests revealed none of the enzymes associated with heart failure. Her X-rays show signs of many broken bones inconsistent with falling down the stairs. So say those trying to keep her alive.
Still, her husband won’t take huge sums of money to give her care over to her parents.
Isn’t it amazing that, just as the Martha Chronicles are winding down, Ward Churchill shows up? I mean, are we supposed to believe this was a coincidence?
The original took a slightly different form, but I took it down on the advice of counsel and decided to look at the glass as if it were half full. So to speak.
“The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them”
Lenny Bruce
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho Marx
If you study Groucho and apply his philosophies to your life, what kind of a Marxist does that make you?
Just like CU, Ward is sticking the tube in the wrong hole.
I read the first incantation and had to pause.
The ”Healer”* dig cuts deeper anyway señor.
*Pronounced with the same protracted E as a revival tent “JEEEE-zus!”
Ward: I got it Billy.. I know how I can trim off some of this media exposure for myself.. I’ll take my Shaman mask and fly to Florida to perform some Indian Healing Ceremony ..I’ll scare away the evil spirits that are possessing that girl..
Billy: Do you think that’ll work..I mean, do ya think you can really bring that girl back?
Ward: Oh hell no.. the girls a carrot. But you know no one will dare turn down an Indian Holy Man.. and if I play my cards right I can parley this into two or three primetime hours live, an Oprah appearance and a new book deal ..
Billy: How does that help the girl, man ?
Ward: It doesnt.. but my checking account will be fit as a fiddle.. I love that Indian Majik..
Greta Van Susteran is “breaking” the “story” that Terri Schiavo was bulemic. Good God.
My God. We are lost.
Flash News: Greta is a twit.
Old story. Bulemic, electrolytes out of balance, heart attack. Whatever.
Heart failure wouldn’t have caused the damage that she has. It’s more consistent with oxygen deprivation. Her neck injuries are consistent with being choked. The blood tests revealed none of the enzymes associated with heart failure. Her X-rays show signs of many broken bones inconsistent with falling down the stairs. So say those trying to keep her alive.
Still, her husband won’t take huge sums of money to give her care over to her parents.
Inconsistencies all around.
OK, serious question actually:
From where does the pic of Chutch clutching the AK come?
OK now:
Back to being mesmerised by the Dusty girl…
It’s a Norwegian Navy Recruitment Poster.
Isn’t it amazing that, just as the Martha Chronicles are winding down, Ward Churchill shows up? I mean, are we supposed to believe this was a coincidence?