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The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 144

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15 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 144”

  1. Sean M. says:

    Awwwwww, no fair!

  2. Frank Villon says:

    Look-ee here, everybody!  The Martha Stewart Chronicles are back!  Jeff is a marvel.

  3. JWebb says:

    But I can actually read the text easily. Did Martha get a new computer?

    And does she really, really think we are going to let her off without wallowing in all the sordid, lascivious details of her “Lost Week of Debauchery?”

    Because that would just be wrong.

  4. Squatch says:

    Jeff, you really are the funniest sonofabitch blogging right now. “slightly roughened sterling silver stud”…

  5. jon says:

    As a reader of Scandanavian descent, I wish to take this opportunity to gloat about my tongue.  It’s stronger than the Mannerheim Line, able to conquer bizarre fish-derived recipes, and otherwise displays the quality known as sisu, which connotes a stalwart staying-power those of you with overused Mediterranean tongues cannot even hope to muster when the call to action is made.

    We also make great cellphones and vowels.

  6. CraigC says:

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!  LESBIAN PRISON SEX!!!!  I feel so dirty.

  7. Attila Girl says:

    Roughened tongue studs. Ouch. [Crosses legs.]

  8. Mr. Bowen says:

    *sob* It’s so beautiful!

  9. Ana says:

    Oh, thank God Martha’s back.

    I have a friend who is a doc at camp cupcake but he won’t dish. Not even a little tiny bit. Where are the unethical friends when you need them?

  10. Eric says:

    Wow! My life is complete. I came for the Protein Wisdom, and stayed for the Finnish Oral Sex advert.

    It just doesn’t get any better.

  11. jon says:

    If I was gay (on a regular basis or for $200 hourly), it could get much better.

  12. There I was, expecting to read an honest to goodness post about Martha and ended up stopping all the office activity around me! lol

  13. Tea Pea says:

    Wow, alot of anger and fury at these rallys.

    Anywho, here’s a website dedicated to the Tea Party movement;

    The TeaParty Chronicles

    Lots of photos, video, and comentary can be found here for those who are interested in this social movement.

  14. RJD says:

    Whatever happened to the guy who wrote this stuff? Pure genius!

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