…though I have to admit I wouldn’t mind seeing somebody give O’Reilly a good spanking.
And not over the phone this time, either.
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Ewwwwwwwwww!
(trying not to wretch…)
Brit Hume’s show has increased its viewership by 20%? Yep, Oliver and the Media Matters jihad against Hume is paying off really well. heh.
Thanks for putting that image in my head, Jeff.
Quoting from the link:
…by a strong FNC lineup built around tentpole “The O’Reilly Factor.”
Wasn’t his tentpole the whole thing that got O’Reilly in trouble in the first place?
I’d like to spank Kerin Chetry … I mean, not hard.. but just enough to put a glow on her cheeks because she looks like a very naughty girl.. Watching O’Reilly get spanked doesn’t really make me hot.. but hey.. to each his own..
-BPM
Turing word: Federal
As in, watch that talk about spanking.. the Federal government is watching..
Heather Neuwirth can spank me anytime!
Dari Alexander? Love to be gittin’ jiggy wit dat!
About the only Fox babe that doesn’t give me a funny feeling in the trou, is … um …
Well, whaddaya know about that?
Greta van Susteren.
Do all those on FNC qualify as babes?
Oh come on, ever since her surgery, Greta will do in an emergency. It would have to be a life-threatening emergency, but still.
What were they saying about Brit Hulme? I missed that.
Craig, as far as I know, Greta just had her face worked on.
My Turing word is “England” as in “Close your eyes and think of England.
Azlib, generally, the word “babe” implies female gender.
Oh.
I get it.
No wonder her parents named her “Alan”—it was simpler than admitting “he” was their daughter.
Hey AzLib,
I looked at your hotlink. Ida Lowry was NOT a character on FNC.. she was in Terry Gilliam’s BRAZIL. Jeezuz , how could you get those two mixed up ? Oh, and Kiran Chetry was NOT in BRAZIL. Least I don’t think so..
.. Regarding Greta.. I dunno JW, she kind grows on me, ya know? I think its that Popeye-esque way of speaking.. Maybe its because during one of my earliest erotic experiences there was a Popeye cartoon marathon playing in the background.. and like the Ludavico technique, I think my mind was conditioned to respond to Popeye’s signature laugh “cr-cr-cr-cr-cr” ::from the side of mouth:: as a sexual stimulous … Either that or I’m just an incredibly perverted freak.. but whatever.. all I know is when she starts talkin out of the side of her mouth the flagpole goes up.. and if she ever goes “ tooo toooot “ -or- “I y’am what I ‘y’am..” or even just has a piece of spinach stuck in her teeth, I think I’ll spray my jeans..
Wheww.. it felt good to say that.. you have no idea how long I’ve been holding that dark secret inside..
-BPiS
spamkiller: neither
– BI-Pole …. that is definately TMFI….
– McGeehee … Do you strategically position the KY and tissues next to the click or on the sideboy….
– Watching the 24/7 dish de jur’ on FOX I’m thinking they could read the NY telephone book and no one would notice or give a damn….
– I’m partial to Rita Cosby, (I break for “rubenesque”), but you would absolutely need to pack a good sized ballgag. Woman could talk the cover off a coconut….
touring: herself
For you older citizen commenters, Greta’s mouth reminds me exactly of the old Clutch Cargo cartoons in which actual human mouths were overlayed on the animated faces. Or Mata Hari from Lancelot Link – I can’t decide.
BBH, you’re just jealous ‘cause Gail flirted with me.