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“200 professors at CU have stood up, Billy. They’ve stood up and been counted and have made clear that they recognize that this whole controversy has never been about anything other than an attempt to chill speech that is unpopular with the criminal right-wing establisment and its soulless lackeys. To try to make this about anything else—my heritage, my scholarship, my art—is yet further proof of the systemic undermining of reasoned dissent in this country by a collection of corporate-run fascists.”* |
What happened to the original “2000 professors at CU”? Because, you know, numbers are a totally arbitrary Western construct, forced on our fake ancestors by those who would count our mangled corpses. &c.
Hey Ward, did you hear about the Indian that dreamed one night he was a tipi and the next night he was a wigwam? His psychiatrist said, “You’re problem is you’re two tents.”
Ba-da-dump.
Billy Jack: As a psuedo Indian who is so far white that I am almost red, how should I move so they don’t see me coming?
Wardo: Not a reason in the world that I can see. In practical reasons, do you know how? I mean, you really haven’t shown up in any movies. You are obscure as I was. So the little Eichmann’s on Wall Street won’t see you coming. Take off your pseudo-Indian suit, no kung-fu, sharve your head (oh, never mind), kay? You don’t send the girls in to do an action, kay? You don’t send in the psuedo Indians to do an action, kay? Shave, put on a bankers suit, and walk on down.
Hey, I just thought of something.. If the Fake Indians are fake.. and their ancestors are fake.. then the cavalry and cowboys and settlers that fake battled them must be fake too.. So maybe none of that that Wounded Knee.. Cherokee Nation, Custer’s Last Stand, Sitting Bull stuff ever really happened.. maybe it was all just a fake story started by a handful of fake small business entrepeneurs that were sitting on a load of plastic hatchets and buckskin shoes they wanted to move in stands along the highway.. Or maybe fake La Familia types that wanted to branch out into Casinos and fireworks.. but in any event, maybe they just made up the whole fake thing and it spun out of control and took on a fake life of its own. Ya think?
Witness the fact that in the Hollywood movies the Indians are played by non-Indians. Why ? Because there really arent any real Indians.. just actors paid to play Indians .. Then of course the DNC keeps a whole load of fake Indians actors employed to walk around major cities and reinforce the idea that Indians are real.. thus allowing the DNC to make up thousands and thousands of fake Indian names to register as fake Democrats..
It’s all so obvious now…
-BPM
Turing Word: Western
See? that confirms my suspicion …
Bi(polar)_Man I finally got to ask, where does this “Turing word” stuff come from? What’s a “Turing word”?
hahahaa I don’t know… at least I dont know the history of it.. but I saw it on the bottom of someone else’s post and just liked it..
I have no idea if ‘Turing’ is a real word or not.. I’ve also seen it referred to as the ‘Spam Word’.. so I assume it’s the spam killer key word that you type in to enter a post..
I dont know what if any significance it has.. Maybe someone can fill us both in.
-BP_In_Seattle
Spam Word: had
Turing is what you do in an RV in the deep south.
Good explanation of the (Alan) Turing test: *
It has the added benefit of using a funny Turing test phrase as an example:
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” —Groucho Marx
The closest Churchill got to being a real Indian was when he got caught outside the CU stadium scalping tickets.
Alan Turing was one of the pioneers of artificial intelligence. He came up with a test called the Turing test that lets an interviewer determine if his (hidden) subject is a machine.
Here’s a more detailed explanation of the Turing test.
Christ, hasn’t he conducted his martyrdom operation against a Starbuck’s yet?
Goddamn hippy.
Vershluginner word: Vorpal
I guarantee that this is the first time in the history of the universe that the following sentence has ever been typed:
“I misspelled the word fersluginner.”
Especially since I misspelled it the second time too.
The laptop has been drinking,
my cellphone is asleep
And the combo went back to Seattle,
the ipod has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut,
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone’s out of cigarettes,
and the balcony is on the make
And the laptop has been drinking,
the laptop has been drinking (not me)…
– (the <s>Piano</s>laptop has been drinking )Tom Waits if he’d been a cafe nerd
Thanks guys.. ! That ‘Turing’ stuff was interesting.. can one of you now please explain Quantum Mechanics and QED in 6th grade level English so I can understand ? All I’ve been able to make out in my studies so far is that there was some German Jewish guy that said something about a dead cat in a box that wasnt dead but was and a tree falling in the forest that made no sound.. or was it a bear sh*tting in the woods that made no smell.. it was something like that.. but the rest was all Greek to me..
-BPiS
Turing word: groups
I guess that was a machine that said that.. Am I right?
I can’t really help you with the QM stuff, but I can give you the theory of relativity in words of four letters or fewer.
Turing word: small – as in small words. Words smaller than the word small, in fact.
Bipolar, this is a good intro to QM for nonmath people like me:
http://newton.ex.ac.uk/research/qsystems/people/jenkins/mbody/mbody2.html
Gail,
Here’s any even more plain language site;
A Quantum of Common Sense
Actually, I was a math/physics geek back in the Dark Ages of the 1970’s.. We actually owned slide rules and basic math calculators were a couple hundred bucks (which equals about $500 in 2005 dollars). QM, QED and Topology all fascinate me though I’m not real well versed in any of it.. just interested.
I was just being a dork as usual..
But would I still be a dork if no one read my dorky posts ? Chew on that one for a while…
BPiS
Alan Turing Test Word: hair
That was a person.. I’m sure.
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Thanks all for the easy physics links. I actually learned something today for a change. The only physics I really know well is Newtonian mechanics. That’s all engineers need to know.
bigbooner,
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Alan Turing Word: voice
Thats something a machine would say.. Final answer.. its a machine. Did I win?
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Spamkiller: full
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