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BREAKING:  BRIT HUME’S DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF HIS “PROGRESSIVE” DETRACTORS’ DEMANDS THAT HE RESIGN HIS POST AS FOXNEWS WASHINGTON EDITOR REACHES ITS 27TH ARROGANT DAY; OLIVER WILLIS SAID TO BE “HOLDING OUT HOPE” THAT THE ARROGANT, DEFIANT HUME WILL NOTICE HIM, AND THAT “THE SKY WILL OPEN UP AND RAIN TWINKIES AND HOT WINGS DOWN UPON ALL OF GOD’S HUNGRY PROGRESSIVE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF US WHO HAPPEN TO WORK FOR MEDIA MATTERS”

Meanwhile, in less pressing news, “President Bush on Tuesday told the American people his policies were leading to democracy in the Middle East and demanded that Syria pull out of Lebanon to allow free elections.”

“All Syrian military forces and intelligence personnel must withdraw before the [May] Lebanese elections for these elections to be free and fair,” Bush said in a speech at the National Defense University, a center for professional military education at Fort McNair in Washington, D.C.

Addressing the Lebanese people, Bush said: “All the world is witnessing your great movement of conscience. Lebanon’s future belongs in your hands, and by your courage, Lebanon’s future will be in your hands.

“The American people are on your side,” he added. “Millions across Europe are on your side. The momentum of freedom is on your side, and freedom will prevail in Lebanon.”

Sure, freedom will prevail in Lebanon.  But can FOXNews ever truly be free so long as Brit Hume clings to his anchor post like some stupid, lying conserva-barnacle clinging to a ship’s hull…?

RELEASE THE TRUTH, BRIT!  RELEASE THE AMERICAN TRUTH YOU SO BRAZENLY HOLD HOSTAGE!

20 Replies to “BREAKING:  BRIT HUME’S DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF HIS “PROGRESSIVE” DETRACTORS’ DEMANDS THAT HE RESIGN HIS POST AS FOXNEWS WASHINGTON EDITOR REACHES ITS 27TH ARROGANT DAY; OLIVER WILLIS SAID TO BE “HOLDING OUT HOPE” THAT THE ARROGANT, DEFIANT HUME WILL NOTICE HIM, AND THAT “THE SKY WILL OPEN UP AND RAIN TWINKIES AND HOT WINGS DOWN UPON ALL OF GOD’S HUNGRY PROGRESSIVE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF US WHO HAPPEN TO WORK FOR MEDIA MATTERS””

  1. swimdad says:

    Can’t you work it so you come out on top in Google searches of Oliver Willis?  http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=oliver+willis

    swimdad

  2. Um, swimdad, that’s MY honor.

  3. Speakin of our favorite squishy progressive (with too few brain cells to step away from the Cheetos), Ollie has now come out in favor of pulling the plug on Terry Schiavo.  Apparently, the Left can’t WAIT to pull her feeding tube out, since this whole Terry Schiavo story is part of some right-wing agenda.

  4. gail says:

    Oliver probably thinks that nutrition is a zero-sum game.

  5. gail says:

    OW: “That’s more Ensure for me, just in case!”

  6. Diana says:

    Freedom House for 2005 – “rated Lebanon on political rights with a 6 and on civil rights with a 5, both on a scale of 1 to 7 (in which 1 is the most free). Freedom House considers Lebanon to be a not free country.”

    .. so we’ll see what pattern spray we get it hits the fan in May.

  7. Matt Moore says:

    Hey, did you notice O-dub complaining that Instapundit never links to a liberal agreeing with another Democrat? I don’t know, maybe Glenn figures that he already posts 120 links a day, maybe another 6 trillion is a bit much?

    And where did anyone ever get the idea that Glenn is some unbiased news source? I guess just because he doesn’t tag every post with, “And that’s just my biased, Karl Rove approved opinion.”

  8. Diana says:

    BTW – I can’t believe you guys haven’t commented on the new Dusty girl.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Here’s what I noticed about Oliver:  he’s a mean, none-too-bright partisan who evidently likes cheesecake.  Beyond that, I try not to pay too much attention.

    Re: the new Dusty girl.

    I’m just glad Dusty is back. For the shirts.

  10. foobar says:

    But can FOXNews ever truly be free so long as Brit Hume clings to his anchor post like some stupid, lying conserva-barnacle clinging to a ship’s hull…?

    How dare you slander Mike Barnicle like that…

  11. Stiv says:

    Even if the hostage truth is finally released, will it not just be mown down in a hail of bullets as it passes the checkpoint of destiny, targeted by the fascist opressor simply because it is the truth?

  12. CrapDog says:

    Jeesh….is Oliver “Jabba the Nutt” Willis still calling for Britt’s resignation???

    Tell him that I’ll send him some Yoo Hoo and Ding Dongs if he’ll take down that silly little post.

  13. CrapDog says:

    mmmmm……Dusty Girls…..mmmmm

  14. Hoodlumman says:

    What is it about advertisers that makes them think pictures of under-clad women will increase their traffic?

    And what is taking their damn pages so long to stinkin’ load?

  15. gail says:

    Stiv, that was downright inspiring. Any headhunting calls from Il Manifesto yet?

  16. kelly says:

    RELEASE THE TRUTH, BRIT!

    I thought that was what Brit was doing while he was sitting on the john working the crossword puzzle last week.

    Y’know, the TRUTH as can be recognized by OW.

  17. CraigC says:

    Hey, Stiv, that’s my gig.  Next time, ask permission, or I’ll have to hoist you on the petard of pettiness. smile

  18. CraigC says:

    Diana, I miss the blonde, but not too much, because I know how to save.

  19. Ana says:

    Craig, A Change Would Do You Good.

  20. McGehee says:

    Craig, I’m afraid the Petard of Pettiness has been sent out to be cleaned.

    Next time you hoist somebody on it, please spritz it with Clean Shower afterward, m’kay?

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