Fonda: “From what I understand, the Saudis are still denying women the franchise, right? Which, that would delegitimize the whole enterprise, I think, because women are the soul of any culture, y’know?—its conscience, its warm, pink yang.
“On the other hand, those white robes Arab dudes wear? Unbelievably comfortable. And roomy enough to accomodate a kneeling Tony Basil and Karen Black—with room leftover in the rear for Verna Bloom to do nasty things to your asshole with a Bic pen and that cute little Hippie mouth of hers.
“I mean, I hate to say it—but you can almost understand where these guys are coming from, man.”*
Wow, a Tony Basil and a Verna Bloom reference in the same post. I’ll be looking for Maria Ouspenskaya.
Well, Peter lived it, man.
Man, where is the outcry from our administration?
Oh, our oil is under their sand.
They’re our *friends*
Shit.
Verna Bloom had a career before being Mrs. Dean Wormer? I never knew this.
And it sounds like quite the kinky career, too. Between this and Martha’s *ahem* rehabilitation, I am agog with excitement.
Agog?
Agog!?
No fair! How come all the rest of us have to be goys, but Percy gets to be a gog!?
And anyway, shouldn’t he have spelled it “ag-g”?
I’ve always dug that crazy Tony Basil, what with the cheerleader uniform and the jumping and what not.
Proposition 101 on the ballot:
“The Saudi Male Supremacy Plan”, filed last month with the Secretary of State’s office, was designed to solve the SRS burden through this key element:
“To provide immediate SRS relief to those who need it most through the creation of the “BEND OVER BABE” doctrine, assuring that virtually no Saudi male resident will suffer more than six months of retention his hot and cherished precious juices.”
Believe me, “agog” sounds like fun and games , but it can get rather constricting. If you know what I mean.
A Bic pen? Verna alway carried a Mont Blanc back in the 70’s. They do say it is harder to make do on Social Security nowadays.
I always liked that pungent, green oriental seasoning of the Wahabbis.
Percy Dovetonsils, are you in fact old enough to have seen your namesake on teevee? (I am)
He may not be old enough, but at least he’s earnest.
And that’s a matter of utmost importance.
gail – Ernie Kovac died the year I was born, so I just saw him on repeats on PBS (back when PBS actually showed interesting stuff, and wasn’t all Moyers-licious). But considering the physical resemblance between myself and Percy – well, can fictional TV personas be reincarnated?
Back on topic – Verna Bloom. Whoa, mama.
I don’t get the bic pen thing. Do I want to understand it? Probably not.