Jordan: “…and then, just as I’m about to pay my little Iraqi ‘escort’ her 4000 dinars –”
Howell Raines: “— let me guess: a US Marine sniper takes a shot at you and misses, but manages to kill 2 German reporters and an Al-Jazeera camera man.”
Jordan: “No. The little bitch grabs my Pentax Optio S5i and takes off running. And that wasn’t very funny, Howell.”
Dan Rather: “Oh, c’mon, Eason. Granted, it wasn’t no possum in a tar pit—but still, it was a little funny.”*
Possum in a tar pit? Man, I haven’t thought of Jayson Blair since forever. Word.
No matter How much gravey you spread on those biscuits, you can’t make them taste like veal
Unless it’s veal gravy. In which case, y’know…nevermind.
These weird pseudo-Texas sayings you people attribute to me are like so much bear grease in a VCR, you know that?
Man, that is so reminiscent of “The Year of Living Dangerously.” Which one is Mel Gibson?