6 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 132”

1. CraigC says:

   February 16, 2005 at 2:52 am

   Damn, Martha, AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH!  As Uncle Jed would say, “Whooo doggies!” How can one woman be that beautiful and talented?  And, did ya like the dress?  Hmmmm?

2. jon says:

   February 16, 2005 at 3:55 am

   Isn’t having a Sadie Hawkins Dance in a women’s prison kind of like having Misery Day in a North Korean gulag?  Isn’t it kind of implied?

   And don’t say it’s a butch/femme thing, since it’s already been established where Martha fits in on that issue.

3. Jeff Goldstein says:

   February 16, 2005 at 4:23 am

   Isn’t it kind of implied?

   Now you’re beginning to understand.

4. Tim McNabb says:

   February 16, 2005 at 8:13 am

   Ah-HA!  AS A JUNIOR CITIZEN JOURNALISTâ„¢ I demand to know how sadie hawkins day got moved to February from November 9th.

   Sadie Hawkins is for Jews and Gentiles alike, Jeff, but that doesn’t mean you can just move her day around.

   Tim

   http://www.fivehundredwords.com

5. Attila Girl says:

   February 16, 2005 at 8:37 am

   I think Jeff is telling us exactly where Martha stands on the butch-femme scale. And it made me laugh out loud.

6. jon says:

   February 16, 2005 at 7:41 pm

   Attila Girl,

   Day 89 tells all.  “The Facts of Life” isn’t the kind of tune used by someone contemplating revenge.  She wasn’t carefree, either, or she’d have hummed something like the theme from the classic Terrence Hill/Bud Spencer western “Trinity”.

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