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My sixth brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood

Buttered grits with a little salt and pepper.  Ain't nothing tastier.  'Cept maybe fried okra.  But only if the batter's made by a negra woman.

me: “So, any thoughts on Howard Dean’s remarks last Friday to the Congressional Black Caucus?”*

hood:

me: “If you hadn’’t heard, the snub-necked doctor joked that Blacks tend to be employed as bellboys and cooks and hotel maids…”*

hood:

me: “…in a hamfisted attempt to suggest that Republicans are racist.”*

hood:

me: “Didn’t recognize the irony, I suppose.”*

hood:

me: “Speaking of which, Charles Rangel says Dean should apologize…”*

hood:

me: “This despite Congressman Rangel’s seeming agreement with Dean that it’s okay to take shots at rednecks.”

hood:

me: “But then, these are a couple of Democrats we’re talking about, so I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised by a bit of inconsistency…”

hood:

me:  “…and it’s not like rednecks are really people anyway.”

hood:

me:  “Subhumans, those rednecks are.”

hood:

me:  “Can’t even ski.”

hood:

me: “Or pick out a spicy Syrah.”

hood:

me:  “Cousin fuckers, the lot of ‘em…”

hood:

me:  “But I digress…”

hood:

me:  “Anyway, so what do you think?  Is Dean a passive racist?”*

hood:

me:  “Or just, y’know, a tin-eared faux-populist…”*

hood:

me: “…another in a long line of limousine liberals whose judgment has been blunted by a lifetime of rubbing up against likeminded rich ‘progressives’ who presume to speak for groups of disadvantaged people whom they barely know, and whom they secretly despise…?”*

hood

me: “To convince themselves of their own righteousness…”

hood:

me: “…while trying to assuage the guilt they feel about being so well-off economically and socially, I mean.”

hood

me:

hood:

me: “Or maybe he’s just an idiot.”

hood:  “DING DING DING DING DING!  Give that Jewboy a ceeee-gar!

10 Replies to “My sixth brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood”

  1. Matt says:

    Now THAT was an exciting conclusion! I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the hood to finally respond.

  2. Pursuit says:

    With all due respect to the hood, I believe the correct local pronunciation is Geeeeeeoooooooo.  Then again, I’m more of an elitist than a racist, so who knows?

  3. Pavel says:

    Not just a Jew:  an uppity Jew.

  4. Drumwaster says:

    Whatever it is you’re on, send me some. I haven’t laughed like that since… well, since your last entry, I suppose.

    Turing word: real

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Thanks, Drum. 

    But I fear the Kleagle hood is losing his will to make a difference.

  6. Forbes says:

    Jeff: You do know how to build to a powerful climax!

    (So to speak.)

  7. gail says:

    So among all your other accomplishments, you belong to Kinky Friedman’s band? Wait, no, you’re in Colorado, not Texas.

  8. Tim McNabb says:

    Have mercy that was funny. 

    All I ever get called is Jesus Freak, and it’s not really as funny.

  9. cthulhu says:

    This post reminded me…I had something on my “to do” list after all the mid-month bills cleared….

    PW – the blogosphere’s premier source of lucid insanity.

  10. SteveL says:

    I don’t know about that Kleagle hood anymore.  Can anything be more true than this?

    another in a long line of limousine liberals whose judgment has been blunted by a lifetime of rubbing up against likeminded rich ‘progressives’ who presume to speak for groups of disadvantaged people whom they barely know, and whom they secretly despise

    Perhaps the hood is suggesting that all such people are idiots…can’t argue with that.

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