University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill and 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack muse on temporality, materialism, and the emphemeral nature of fame
“Looks like my fifteen minutes are about up, Billy. Helluva ride, though. Helluva ride. Wish I coulda kept it going, to be honest with you.”*
“Sure. But next time? Theme song. Trust me—the consumerist rabble eat that shit up, man.”
13 Replies to “University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill and 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack muse on temporality, materialism, and the emphemeral nature of fame”
Ya, Ward’s 15 minutes is about up.. but it’s his own fault.. He got overanxious and shot his wad too soon like an teenager.. He needed to engage in some drawn out MSMedia foreplay to build up to the “ The victims of 9/11 deserved it” statements. He needed to start slower… Make some lightweight anti-American statements, pro-Islam statements in a news release. Get the media’s attention.. Flirt with them.. Get them hot for some America Bashing.. hang out with the Michael Moore crowd.. Once he got the MSM all hot and bothered he could’ve gone over to Iraq to do some publicity stills.. Hugging al-Zargawi .. posing with terrorist IEDs and mortars.. wearing a bedshirt and waiving an American’s severed head.. that sort of thing.. kinda Jane Fonda’ish retro- 70’s.. And then ..AND ONLY THEN.. once he’s paid his dues and established himself as a true American traitor.. THEN go on record to say that the Twin Towers victims deserved what they got.. and make a production out of it.. make it a multimedia event with video of the falling bodies in the background.. a soundtrack by The Dixie Chicks.. bring one of the mothers of a brave Islamic Minuteman/Hijacker on stage and thank her for her son’s sacrifice for such a noble cause… Maybe name the new building at CO State that will house the new Muslim Ethnics Studies Dept after him.. Make it a good six months that will leave the MSM soaked in sweat, panting and smoking a cigarette. was it as good for you as it was for me…?
If you want more than your allotted 15 minutes then you need to put on a show, go that extra mile and keep them coming back for more…
In the advanced snark class, Rich, you’ll learn the many uses of italics and bold. For instance, the approved phrase above is completely changed by merely italicizing wrong, i.e. ‘Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course’. This modification indicates that there most certainly is something wrong with that, you fucking freak.
Yes, a theme song! The problem is, “One Tin Soldier” is so much more catchy than “One Wooden ‘Indian.’”
Ward looks like a frickin 50 year old Corey Feldman in that photo. Albeit a very militant, somewhat psuedo-Native American Corey Feldman.
Spamblocker word: insufferable duschebag. Go figure!
More like a cross between Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson.
Ya, Ward’s 15 minutes is about up.. but it’s his own fault.. He got overanxious and shot his wad too soon like an teenager.. He needed to engage in some drawn out MSMedia foreplay to build up to the “ The victims of 9/11 deserved it” statements. He needed to start slower… Make some lightweight anti-American statements, pro-Islam statements in a news release. Get the media’s attention.. Flirt with them.. Get them hot for some America Bashing.. hang out with the Michael Moore crowd.. Once he got the MSM all hot and bothered he could’ve gone over to Iraq to do some publicity stills.. Hugging al-Zargawi .. posing with terrorist IEDs and mortars.. wearing a bedshirt and waiving an American’s severed head.. that sort of thing.. kinda Jane Fonda’ish retro- 70’s.. And then ..AND ONLY THEN.. once he’s paid his dues and established himself as a true American traitor.. THEN go on record to say that the Twin Towers victims deserved what they got.. and make a production out of it.. make it a multimedia event with video of the falling bodies in the background.. a soundtrack by The Dixie Chicks.. bring one of the mothers of a brave Islamic Minuteman/Hijacker on stage and thank her for her son’s sacrifice for such a noble cause… Maybe name the new building at CO State that will house the new Muslim Ethnics Studies Dept after him.. Make it a good six months that will leave the MSM soaked in sweat, panting and smoking a cigarette. was it as good for you as it was for me…?
If you want more than your allotted 15 minutes then you need to put on a show, go that extra mile and keep them coming back for more…
-BPP
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It is amusing that Ward Churchill will be taking Ethnic Studies as an academic field down with him.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving set of frauds.
Ward Churchill was a phony Indian
Commie to the core
Fell in love with the big Che poster
On his office door
Ward Churchilllllll!
Loved to watch the little Eichmanns burn
He may not be coming back next term
Poor old Ward Churchill
His 15 minutes are through
Poor old Ward Churchill
He’ll never have a clue
Is it any wonder
His revolution’s dead
Ward Churchill you pathetic boutique Red.</i>
(With apologies to the authors and performers of various versions of “Kaw-Liga”)
Firebrand??? That is like a flaming faggot ..er of wood, that is. Nothing wrong with that, of course.
I just new there had to be a Gannon connection!
That didn’t work, Rich. The correct mantra is:
“Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.”
Your variation: Nothing wrong with that, of course. is not an approved variant. Contraindicated as it were.
You have to do it right, or it doesn’t count.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.
Good, think I’ve got it and thanks.
Anytime.
In the advanced snark class, Rich, you’ll learn the many uses of italics and bold. For instance, the approved phrase above is completely changed by merely italicizing wrong, i.e. ‘Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course’. This modification indicates that there most certainly is something wrong with that, you fucking freak.
You can take it from there.
Hey, Joe, ya gotta walk before you run. Let’s be supportive here.