..Why Miss Coulter! I’m a married man! But if you insist on pleasing yourself in front of me like that, I suppose there’s not much I can do about it…
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Heheh. Ummmm. Heheheheh.
Ann Coulter has unfortunately contracted the Mary Tyler Moore syndrome. Every year, her mouth gets a little bigger and she gets looking a little more rode hard and put away wet. There’s a lot of that out there. Not much you can do about it.
To quote Alf, “I don’t remember eating that.”
What a coincidence!
swimdad
Funny, but when I dream about Ann Coulter, I’m not a spectator. But then, I’m not Alan Colmes.
Thank you, Jesus.
BTW, I guess we can all admit that Alan Colmes isn’t two-faced. If he were, would he appear in public wearing that one?
Thank you! You’re a wonderful audience!
He’s not the only one!
Speaking of Ann Coulter’s clothes, when are we going to get more transparency in journalism?
Well, that’s two posts in a row effectively stating that Ms. Coulter is average to good-looking and that she would not kicked out of bed for eating crackers. I await the toads who will now show up telling us how ugly she is.
The word for this post is point and yes, you are correct, I rarely have one. Well, except for the one under my noggin cover.
Yuck, Alan Colmes and my hubby have the same fantasies? I find that …disturbing.
Yeah, Stiv–women are just like tunafish sandwiches. They refuse to stay fresh forever and ever.
Tempus fugit. Except for guys like you with pictures in their attics and (I’m sure) freakishly young faces. How do you do it? Have you had work done?
Attila Girl, Props for the Oscar Wilde.
I still have a freakishly young face, but my Gannonish hairline counterbalances it.
“Pleasing yourself in front of me like that”
So, then, she was bitchslapping Al Franken?
“Franken, you ignorant slut!”
I’d pay good money to see that.
I won’t say Colmes is funny-looking.
‘Cause, y’know, it goes without saying…
I guess I’m one of those toads, because I don’t find Ann Coulter even remotely attractive, physically or (on-screen) personality-wise.
Ribbit.
But, hey, to each their own, free country, yada yada.
Wow…I NEVER thought I’d have something in common with Colmes. Maybe under that troll-doll exterior and poorly-expressed lefty blather there beats the heart of a normal(ish) American man. Maybe.
I should note one variation: My particular variant of the fantasy begins with Coulter asking my wife if, y’know, she’s ever been with another woman.
Tall, thin, blonde.
Deeeee-licious. All Ann needs is some strategically placed syrup and a come-hither look…
Ann is certainly ok and all, but given the rest of the Fox lineup, she’s nothing special. She needs to appear on camera with Susan Estrich to have real appeal…or be bitchslapping Al Franken…yeah, that does it.
“I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let it bother me. I don’t let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.” – P.J. O’Rourke
Ann Coulter in an SS uniform, fingering a whip over my prostrate body, tied firmly to an iron bed…
*Homer Simpson Gurgle*