Fetching the mail just now,
I’m pretty sure I saw
a homeless guy’s wang.
Which is really odd, because
ordinarily I have to pay,
say, $5 for that particular
pleasure.
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It was Jeff Gannon-Guckert; wasn’t it!
the homeless guy’s wang
dressed in soft woolen sweaters
would be really odd
Did you know they had computers in the Garden of Eden? Eve had an Apple and Adam had a Wang.
OK, stop it already. All this gay stuff is really starting to creep me out.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
$5? You must hang out with the high dollar homeless guys.
Since “its all about the O”, here at Overstock.com, we’ll show you our wang for a discount over others ridiculously high $5 MSRP.
Our wang ships with an MP3 recording of Oliver Willis moaning enough to overcome his sense of shame at how far he’s gone to sell his integrity. This MP3 is not available in stores.
Lastly, we provide … every order, every day, shipping for only $2.95. This 2.95 shipping includes the base UPS guy ( and no, he won’t show you his wang … although that broad on our commercials thinks the UPS guy in her neighborhood has pretty nice looking legs ). You want this wang overnight, we can guarantee delivery tomorrow for $21.95 but you must order before 4:59 EST today.
If you order enough wang, or other materials such as our bath accessories, purchases over $250 – you need pay nothing for your wang until June 2005.
While supplies of Wang last, our discounted price is $2.44
Beat me to it Stiv, but I was gonna say, “You need to hang out with a better class of wino.”
For that you need a tip jar? Geesh.
I once saw a homeless guy wanking off – no charge. No, the pleasure was all mine.
<gag>
Just goes to show you, the best things in life are FREE…
WHERE do you people live??????
What was OW doing hanging out at your mailbox?
And did he know it was hanging out?