–Not now, okay? I’m tracking several members of an al-Qaeda sleeper cell. Either that, or I’m stalking a family of Hispanics on their way to the casa del taco. Unfortunately, the 500-yard buffer I leave between myself and the targets creates, for my peculiar manner of sleuthing, a significant amount of hermeneutic uncertainty.
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Dress in a Pope costume and if they stop to kiss your ring, they’re probably Mexicans.
Just one note; If they stop to cut your head off they’re probably al-Qaeda.
“Hermeneutic Uncertainty.” Didn’t thay have a big hit with “I’ve Got Your Heisenberg Principle Right Here?”
Einstein, Heisenberg, and Tipler walk into a bar and see God running the gaming table in the back. Tipler says, with a significant hermeneutic uncertainty, “What are the odds that ….
Jeff, you couldn’t be looking for Brents while you are … you know, sort of following the Al Queda cell around.
So Heisenberg is driving his car one day, and a cop pulls him over. The cop comes up to his window and asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?
Heisenberg responds, “No, but I know exactly where I am”.
If you’re into quantum physics, you’re rolling on the floor right now.
Never explain your jokes, Jay.
You made this whole thing up, just so you could use “hermeneutic uncertainty”, didn’t you ? This post really smacks of such … desperation.
We want the monkey back, man. At least he could dance.
hermeneutic uncertainty
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(Or how about…)
“Is that a hermeneutic uncertainty in your pants, or are you even actually wearing pants?”