Aware that I sometimes come across aggressively, I’ve taken to wearing sandals and soft woolen sweaters in muted pastels—and eating lots of organically-grown fruits and vegetables.
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I tried that, but the pastels only made me angrier and I ended up throwing the fruit at people shrieking “HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!?? THEY’RE ORGANIC!!”
If you are trying to sound less strident, you know, lower key, then I think the proper construction should be ‘soft woolen sweaters’. ‘Wool sweaters’ just doesn’t convey ambience.
“Next month is our Easter bonnet event, where everybody has to come wearing an Easter bonnet,” said Ordover, a heavyset man with a jovial smile and glasses.
Thanks, Robin. I probably could’ve died a happy man without knowing about the “Easter bonnet event.”
OK, so who is the braless, busty, lusciously curvy, nymphomaniacal and hippy little hippie wench who’s brought you to this?
AS A FELLOW CITIZEN JOURN…well, actually, I’m not really to that pinacle yet, haven’t blogged much at all so far, just kind of noodled and whined so to speak, so I really can’t DEMAND to know, but I think I should be able to at least ask and all, but as an aspiring citizen journalist, may I ask…does she have a sister?
And may I say, as an aside, DAMN fine JOB takin’ it to the MAN. Although, really, bitchslapping those who make hitler/bush dioramas…the ‘man’ is probably not the right term…we need something more asexual.
I’m visualizing a Jewish Mr. Robert’s Neighborhood.
Make it stop….
Well now you’ll just crap aggressively.
Have you changed the shooting glasses from amber to rose-colored?
I tried that, but the pastels only made me angrier and I ended up throwing the fruit at people shrieking “HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!?? THEY’RE ORGANIC!!”
Been talking to Naomi Wolf, have you? She did Gore a lot of good.
Sounds like you’re aiming for the ultimate goal of most of the hippies around here, which is to smell aggressively.
If you are trying to sound less strident, you know, lower key, then I think the proper construction should be ‘soft woolen sweaters’. ‘Wool sweaters’ just doesn’t convey ambience.
…because the Dusty Brand Clothing girl digs soft woolen sweaters in muted pastels.
Hey, Baby… how about a quick game of Wesson Oil Twister?
I agree that “woolen” is a better choice and have made the change.
The joys of sandals, pastel sweaters and proper bowel health are not to be scoffed at!
There is nothing worse than tight shoes, hawaiian shirts and turds that give you a stroke trying to pass.
I don’t see any wool here.
A genital bracelet? Thanks so much, Robin.
But without the white tennis shoes, please.
Because that’d just be tacky.
I’m probably going to get flamed for this, but was anyone surprised that George Keyes (see Robin’s link) was gay?
Do any straight men wear ‘genital bracelets’?
Turing word, ‘least’.
Oh my god. You’re going to become Alan Alda. Nooooo–!
Now you’ve gone and done it, Jeff. You’ve scared Andrea.
NO YOU DI-ENTTTT!
And Robin, BAD poster, BAD!!
I dpn’t think this will fool anyone for very long.
Why, Craig, how could you say that? I didn’t link to any photos …
“Next month is our Easter bonnet event, where everybody has to come wearing an Easter bonnet,” said Ordover, a heavyset man with a jovial smile and glasses.
Thanks, Robin. I probably could’ve died a happy man without knowing about the “Easter bonnet event.”
OK, so who is the braless, busty, lusciously curvy, nymphomaniacal and hippy little hippie wench who’s brought you to this?
AS A FELLOW CITIZEN JOURN…well, actually, I’m not really to that pinacle yet, haven’t blogged much at all so far, just kind of noodled and whined so to speak, so I really can’t DEMAND to know, but I think I should be able to at least ask and all, but as an aspiring citizen journalist, may I ask…does she have a sister?
And may I say, as an aside, DAMN fine JOB takin’ it to the MAN. Although, really, bitchslapping those who make hitler/bush dioramas…the ‘man’ is probably not the right term…we need something more asexual.
OH, like you didn’t do all that before….