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Another moment of unabashed pragmatism

Aware that I sometimes come across aggressively, I’ve taken to wearing sandals and soft woolen sweaters in muted pastels—and eating lots of organically-grown fruits and vegetables.

25 Replies to “Another moment of unabashed pragmatism”

  1. I’m visualizing a Jewish Mr. Robert’s Neighborhood.

    Make it stop….

  2. Well now you’ll just crap aggressively.

  3. JWebb says:

    Have you changed the shooting glasses from amber to rose-colored?

  4. TallDave says:

    I tried that, but the pastels only made me angrier and I ended up throwing the fruit at people shrieking “HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!?? THEY’RE ORGANIC!!”

  5. gail says:

    Been talking to Naomi Wolf, have you? She did Gore a lot of good.

  6. Chrees says:

    Sounds like you’re aiming for the ultimate goal of most of the hippies around here, which is to smell aggressively.

  7. Stiv says:

    If you are trying to sound less strident, you know, lower key, then I think the proper construction should be ‘soft woolen sweaters’.  ‘Wool sweaters’ just doesn’t convey ambience.

  8. Jimboy says:

    …because the Dusty Brand Clothing girl digs soft woolen sweaters in muted pastels.

    Hey, Baby… how about a quick game of Wesson Oil Twister?

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I agree that “woolen” is a better choice and have made the change.

  10. Beto Ochoa says:

    The joys of sandals, pastel sweaters and proper bowel health are not to be scoffed at!

    There is nothing worse than tight shoes, hawaiian shirts and turds that give you a stroke trying to pass.

  11. Matt Moore says:

    A genital bracelet? Thanks so much, Robin.

  12. Tanya says:

    But without the white tennis shoes, please.

  13. Tanya says:

    Because that’d just be tacky.

  14. I’m probably going to get flamed for this, but was anyone surprised that George Keyes (see Robin’s link) was gay?

    Do any straight men wear ‘genital bracelets’?

    Turing word, ‘least’.

  15. Oh my god. You’re going to become Alan Alda. Nooooo–!

  16. Now you’ve gone and done it, Jeff.  You’ve scared Andrea.

  17. CraigC says:

    NO YOU DI-ENTTTT!

  18. CraigC says:

    And Robin, BAD poster, BAD!!

  19. Charlotte Acquaviva says:

    I dpn’t think this will fool anyone for very long.

  20. Why, Craig, how could you say that?  I didn’t link to any photos …

  21. Sean M. says:

    “Next month is our Easter bonnet event, where everybody has to come wearing an Easter bonnet,” said Ordover, a heavyset man with a jovial smile and glasses.

    Thanks, Robin.  I probably could’ve died a happy man without knowing about the “Easter bonnet event.”

  22. Mark says:

    OK, so who is the braless, busty, lusciously curvy, nymphomaniacal and hippy little hippie wench who’s brought you to this?

    AS A FELLOW CITIZEN JOURN…well, actually, I’m not really to that pinacle yet, haven’t blogged much at all so far, just kind of noodled and whined so to speak, so I really can’t DEMAND to know, but I think I should be able to at least ask and all, but as an aspiring citizen journalist, may I ask…does she have a sister?

    And may I say, as an aside, DAMN fine JOB takin’ it to the MAN.  Although, really, bitchslapping those who make hitler/bush dioramas…the ‘man’ is probably not the right term…we need something more asexual.

  23. OH, like you didn’t do all that before….

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