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The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 118

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17 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 118”

  1. tommy says:

    I was wondering how long it would be.  Well, Bill will be happy at elast.  Happy birthday.

  2. Diana says:

    Boswell!  hmmmmm….

    “I do not recollect having had any other valuable principle impressed upon me by my father except a strict regard for truth”

  3. Daniel says:

    Martha has crotch crickets? Damn…. zipper

  4. JWebb says:

    So did Boswell’s Johnson.

  5. JSW says:

    (cont.)…whose brave—albeit unoriginal—method of smuggling my journal pages out of here in his arse is much appreciated.  I must be sure to send him a sensible floral arrangement.  Or perhaps a mail order gift from Zabar’s would be more to his liking.  His kind love anything from the Upper West Side.

  6. Diana says:

    JW …. so did Hillary!

  7. Diana says:

    I’m really, really sorry, but “pubic green zone” can’t go by, without acknowledging someone’s distinct and healthy fascination with moss.

  8. Scott P says:

    Hey, Martha’s tribbing!  Allah will be pleased.

  9. CraigC says:

    Boswell?  (Church Lady voice):  “Weeeellll….we really like ouselves, don’t we?”

  10. kobekko says:

    Happy birt-day, James!

  11. Attila Girl says:

    I preferred to think of you as her Quentin Bell, but your way works, of course.

    Surely you guys realize that real lesbians don’t really trib? It’s 99% male fantasy.

  12. Sean M. says:

    Boswell?  What do Charlie’s Angels have to do with…

    Oh, nevermind.

  13. Jeff Goldstein says:

    TRIB IS ALIVE AND WELL IN MARTHA’S WORLD AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT!

  14. Ralph says:

    Just read a Yahoo story that “Rosie O’Donnell recently filed papers to visit Martha at the Alderson, WV federal prison known as Camp Cupcake!” and Barbara Walters “revealed that she herself made a trip to the jail not too long ago,…”

    Some people just can’t wait to get their pudding.

  15. Joe says:

    Had Martha listened to Connie, she could have avoided this disease.

    The crabs, I mean, not the Boswell/Lues Boswelliana thing. I’m pretty sure Jeff’s undying love of all things Martha is incurable.

  16. Rob says:

    Tribbing is real, all right; I’ve seen pictures of it on the internet.

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