After taking several crash language courses at the Army facility in Monterrey, I could speak all the major tongues. Monchichi. Teddy Bear. Cabbage Patch. Smurf.
It’s a good thing he was made in China and not Japan; he probably had a tough enough time with all the “la, la, la la la la”s in Smurf anyway.
My favorite part? Finally seeing someone lump the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, worthless piece of rumpwipe that it is, used in the same breath as the NY Times and CBS. After all, the Strib proves on a regular basis that Midwesterners can indeed be just as blindly moronic as all the fancy schmancy coastal types.
Sweetie, I can’t find your e-mail address, so I’ll have to do this in front of God and everyone: it’s <a href=http://www.annefrank.org/content.asp?pid=1&lid=2>Anne Frank</a>.
that is so Onion.
So, is CBS still standing by the authenticity of the phot, or have they fallen back to “fake, but accurate?”
Easily my favorite part of the piece:
After taking several crash language courses at the Army facility in Monterrey, I could speak all the major tongues. Monchichi. Teddy Bear. Cabbage Patch. Smurf.
It’s a good thing he was made in China and not Japan; he probably had a tough enough time with all the “la, la, la la la la”s in Smurf anyway.
Too funny!
My favorite part? Finally seeing someone lump the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, worthless piece of rumpwipe that it is, used in the same breath as the NY Times and CBS. After all, the Strib proves on a regular basis that Midwesterners can indeed be just as blindly moronic as all the fancy schmancy coastal types.
Spam word: tampon
Sweetie, I can’t find your e-mail address, so I’ll have to do this in front of God and everyone: it’s <a href=http://www.annefrank.org/content.asp?pid=1&lid=2>Anne Frank</a>.
But you can always delete this later.
Fixed.
Google “Ann Frank” and the first link is to her Diary. I didn’t explore further.
Stupid Google.
Over at the Democratic Underground, one of the commenters (#81) remarked, “It’s probably a toy gun as well.”
No, dude, it’s a real gun. It’s just very, very small …
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×1202804#1203168
Taranto just linked to the same Tech Central “piece.” He’s close to becoming your bitch, CITIZEN JOURNALIST!