Garrett: “Demoted, eh? Must have been a fat chick. Or else she had a face like an East German swimmer. Because you spank hotties. You make them beg like puppies. But demote them…? Naw. That just ain’t how life works, brother.”*
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As long as there were no Muslim prisoners watching the wrasslin’, I think we’re OK. We’ve already been over how humiliating it is for them to be FORCED to ogle a nice pair o’ funbags*.
*Assuming they are indeed smokin hot. Anyone seen them?
Leif is right: They’re taut, curvaceous buttocks deserve to be reddened with repeated, vigorous spankings.
No sacrifice is too great for our country. Where do I sign up?
“They’re (sic) taut, curvaceous buttocks deserve to be reddened with repeated, vigorous spankings.”
And then – the ORAL SEX!
Well, I could stay a bit longer.
What part of “Don’t Take Pictures” are these chuckleheads not understanding.
You’d think that the presence of a camera would cause these grunts to shoot the cameraman. After all, that’s what Eason Jordan claims is happening out in the field, right?
Diana, I need more toture, please!
Uh, torture, but toture might be fun too ….
Brass is right: the cameras are the problem, here. If everyone wants to unwind, that’s fine–but SECURE THE CAMERAS FIRST!
And where are the pictures? This site sucks.
You gotta pay for the pictures. Jeff’s sofa cushions are running a little low on the red pills.
And the dolphin don’t take Paypal.
Here is what Jeff is trying to hide:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/278577p-238671c.html
I AM A CITIZEN COMMENTER AND I WILL DISSENT!
Ok, ok, I’m here. Now, let’s see ….. (back in a minute – I have to check the manuel)
Hmmm…. here’s something interesting, but we’ll need some tools and guidelines.
It’s the thought that counts!
I must vigorously protest Diana’s continued presence in this thread.
And if she gets near me, I’m going to fire. I swear.
Er, um, m’lady, you’re talkin’ about something else. I’m talkin’ about that good guy torture, you know, not the kind that should be used at Guantanamo and Abu Grabmychukas …
If you keep this up – I’m not going to be of any use to you next time, you know, kind of withdrawn – know what I mean?
Spam buster: “evidence” – or lack thereof …
Robin – No need to get so teste.
OOooopps! Wrong manuel! Back in a flash!
AAaahhh! Here we go!
See … that’s power! Take you to your knees and (ahem) lift you up again, all in one thread! Refined interrogation techniques!
[keyword “cut” oops again!]
Whew! For a little while I thought it was going to be more like this.
Yikes! I have better ways to have my way with you …
Manuel?
I assume you’re asking the pool boy?…
Spambuster: ready
Exactly! Dexterous little fellow … name of Hernandez.
Yeah, those better ways, that’s
<Looks up and left, occupied with a stray thought, shakes fist at heaven, thinks ‘so am I to always be like this? Will I always seek unendurable suffering for a few moments of supercilious pleasure? Why have you made me thus? God answers: ‘Will the clay say to the potter: ‘Why have you made me thus?’ You are thus that you are and thus you shall be. I am that I am.’ I think back, ‘so, just because we don’t get any pictures of this cool sounding cat fight, I am reduced to pleading for one more kindness from m’lady?’ God says: ‘Yep.’ I relent: ‘so, the second half of my life is going to be pretty much like the first?’ God opines: ‘Pretty much.’>
what I need m’lady.
McGehee? JWebb? Now cut that crap out!
All the world’s a (spam buster) “stage”.
Slow and easy …. savour the moment! This is going to take some little while! I usually start with a “strip search” …. so get to it …… you can keep the thong on (for now).
<Hmmmmmmmm! Impressive!>
Now you can watch ………..
“Will the clay say to the potter: ‘Why have you made me thus?’”
The clay smiles a lazy smile, transforming itself into a moist ruddy slip, draping the supple limbs, firm breasts and rounded belly of the sylph, gently persuading itself along quivering thighs ………..
Wait for it …………..
MC, you’re not co-operating!! This is NOT a Burma-Shave commercial … it’s supposed to be torture .. errrr … toture … ?????
<Drat, foiled again!>
Well … I do like the thong!
<smooch>
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