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I Met Her at a New Year’s Party in Soho . . . [Dan Collins]

She was a typical composite white girlfriend, but with better than average tits.

No, the real problem with Dreams is the inexcusable dishonesty throughout the book. The promiscuous use of composites is merely a symptom of the larger problem.

And if a man promiscuously uses composites, what will he not promiscuously use?

Perhaps I’m in a sour frame of mind due to my conversation on Twitter last night with Kristin Chenoweth. Blonde isn’t really my bag, and she’s kinda, y’know, funny looking, but I’ve always thought she was adorbz.

*Sigh* Is there anything more soul-sucking than unrequited intelligence?

I blame Kirstie Alley.

28 Replies to “I Met Her at a New Year’s Party in Soho . . . [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    I got behind on my GCB I’m a watch the Sheryl Crow one tonight

  2. happyfeet says:

    here to enjoy the adorbzical vocal stylings of one kristin chenoweth!

  3. vermontaigne says:

    I thought she was superb in Oklahoma, as the Surrey with a Fringe on the Top.

  4. bh says:

    [Programming note: I put up a silly post but when I hit publish I saw that Dan had just put this up a few minutes earlier. So I (successfully?) attempted to schedule it for a couple hours from now.]

    If I imagine this as a conversation at a bar, Dan, it’s even funnier to me.

  5. bh says:

    I can’t help but think this partially explains your previous post, btw.

  6. cranky-d says:

    I have no idea who this person is. Should I?

  7. vermontaigne says:

    Thanks for scheduling, but that’s not really necessary. :-)

    Actually, I posted that previous blonde post before the conversation.

  8. motionview says:

    One of our betters.

  9. vermontaigne says:

    cranky-d, before yesterday, I would have said yes. I loved “Pushing Daisies.”

  10. bh says:

    Foreshadowing then! Impressive.

  11. bh says:

    Or spooky.

    I wonder if this has been a movie premise yet. A man discovers that what he blogs later comes true in Twitter. It’s very now. The kids would love it.

  12. vermontaigne says:

    Better than a man who finds that naked Russian chicks whom he spanks off to on Tumblr are getting pregnant by him. *shudder*

  13. motionview says:

    Sorkin and an ounce of blow almost made her a believably-motivated conservative on West Wing.

  14. geoffb says:

    So the “composite girlfriend” resembles Ayers blown to bits long lost love Diana Oughton, while the real life NY girlfriend Genevieve resembled Ayers real life wife Bernadine at the same age. Is this a literary version of “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice”?

  15. bh says:

    That’s a more terrifying premise than the last dozen horror films I’ve watched combined. I imagine the shocking twist at the end would involve Photoshop.

  16. LBascom says:

    Things are getting kinda weird around here.

  17. geoffb says:

    La-la-la-la Lola, kinky.

  18. vermontaigne says:

    Thanks. The sooner Jeff meets his pledge goal, the sooner I can leave and let the weirdness resting state return to usual.

  19. Alec Leamas says:

    She’s from Oklahoma and a quarter Cherokee, accounting for her high cheekbones.

    No really. Look it up.

  20. motionview says:

    I couldn’t afford that every week.

  21. palaeomerus says:

    So you are essentially doing to medium level TV celebrities on Twitter what Rich Lowtax Kyanka used to do to weird nerds on IRC? That is mess with them using surreal jokes and skits that you make up on the spot and then allow them to act like idiots and post the results online for snarkin’ at ?

  22. palaeomerus says:

    Pal chooie unf.

  23. Drumwaster says:

    She’s about 3’15” and can hit a coloratura note high enough to shiver crystal, not to mention gettin’ down and dirty with a boot-scootin’ C&W performance on Glee…

    I respect her talent highly, but I don’t go to entertainers for political advice, any more than I would go to them for advice on plumbing repair. One of the big problems with Society today is that too many people conflate Fame and Wisdom.

  24. vermontaigne says:

    No, I’m not trying to make fun of them, unless that’s encompassed in cracking a joke. She is, she’s a great singer and entertainer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBJn4BHtqqY

    Geez.

    I thought it was a funny encounter. Some of these comments are like being obliged to explain one’s jokes.

    But maybe I’m not a nice person at all, because you’re not amused. As you wish.

  25. palaeomerus says:

    I’m just trying to make sense of it.

  26. Squid says:

    I’m just trying to make sense of it.

    Dude, it’s Twitter. You’re just going to give yourself a headache.

  27. jdw says:

    Dude, it’s Twitter.

    Where else does one get opportunity to engage a semi-famous, semi-good-looking but unfortunately vapid blonde in near-real-time, without having a small fortune to spend on a Lotus and a duffel bag full of blow ?

  28. RI Red says:

    Someone once said, “Shut up and sing.” I heartly concur.

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