She was a typical composite white girlfriend, but with better than average tits.
No, the real problem with Dreams is the inexcusable dishonesty throughout the book. The promiscuous use of composites is merely a symptom of the larger problem.
And if a man promiscuously uses composites, what will he not promiscuously use?
Perhaps I’m in a sour frame of mind due to my conversation on Twitter last night with Kristin Chenoweth. Blonde isn’t really my bag, and she’s kinda, y’know, funny looking, but I’ve always thought she was adorbz.
RT @kchenoweth: @kirstiealley im taking OrganicLiasons on my tour.Just packed it. Xo | You’re a robot? :-(
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@vermontaigne whatdoesthatmean
— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) May 6, 2012
@kchenowethMaybe I misunderstand the idea of an Organic Liaison? I spend too much time watching sci fi.
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@kchenowethFor example, I think you’d do a great job singing an album full of songs for lonely robots. I think of these things.
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@kchenoweth Nobody sings songs for lonely robots, and do you know why? Nobody cares. And that’s why they’re lonely.
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@vermontaigne stilldontget it
— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) May 6, 2012
@kchenowethOh, like it’s a liaison for organic beings, see? So then you’d be a robot, and now you know how dumb my joke was.
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@kchenowethBut I’m glad you’re not a robot, because iadoreyou and it’s much easier this way.
— Dan Collins (@vermontaigne) May 6, 2012
@vermontaigne @KChenoweth that was painful :)
— Bikini Marketing (@BikiniMarketing) May 6, 2012
*Sigh* Is there anything more soul-sucking than unrequited intelligence?
I blame Kirstie Alley.
I got behind on my GCB I’m a watch the Sheryl Crow one tonight
here to enjoy the adorbzical vocal stylings of one kristin chenoweth!
I thought she was superb in Oklahoma, as the Surrey with a Fringe on the Top.
[Programming note: I put up a silly post but when I hit publish I saw that Dan had just put this up a few minutes earlier. So I (successfully?) attempted to schedule it for a couple hours from now.]
If I imagine this as a conversation at a bar, Dan, it’s even funnier to me.
I can’t help but think this partially explains your previous post, btw.
I have no idea who this person is. Should I?
Thanks for scheduling, but that’s not really necessary. :-)
Actually, I posted that previous blonde post before the conversation.
One of our betters.
cranky-d, before yesterday, I would have said yes. I loved “Pushing Daisies.”
Foreshadowing then! Impressive.
Or spooky.
I wonder if this has been a movie premise yet. A man discovers that what he blogs later comes true in Twitter. It’s very now. The kids would love it.
Better than a man who finds that naked Russian chicks whom he spanks off to on Tumblr are getting pregnant by him. *shudder*
Sorkin and an ounce of blow almost made her a believably-motivated conservative on West Wing.
So the “composite girlfriend” resembles Ayers
blown to bitslong lost love Diana Oughton, while the real life NY girlfriend Genevieve resembled Ayers real life wife Bernadine at the same age. Is this a literary version of “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice”?That’s a more terrifying premise than the last dozen horror films I’ve watched combined. I imagine the shocking twist at the end would involve Photoshop.
Things are getting kinda weird around here.
La-la-la-la Lola, kinky.
Thanks. The sooner Jeff meets his pledge goal, the sooner I can leave and let the weirdness resting state return to usual.
She’s from Oklahoma and a quarter Cherokee, accounting for her high cheekbones.
No really. Look it up.
I couldn’t afford that every week.
So you are essentially doing to medium level TV celebrities on Twitter what Rich Lowtax Kyanka used to do to weird nerds on IRC? That is mess with them using surreal jokes and skits that you make up on the spot and then allow them to act like idiots and post the results online for snarkin’ at ?
Pal chooie unf.
She’s about 3’15” and can hit a coloratura note high enough to shiver crystal, not to mention gettin’ down and dirty with a boot-scootin’ C&W performance on Glee…
I respect her talent highly, but I don’t go to entertainers for political advice, any more than I would go to them for advice on plumbing repair. One of the big problems with Society today is that too many people conflate Fame and Wisdom.
No, I’m not trying to make fun of them, unless that’s encompassed in cracking a joke. She is, she’s a great singer and entertainer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBJn4BHtqqY
Geez.
I thought it was a funny encounter. Some of these comments are like being obliged to explain one’s jokes.
But maybe I’m not a nice person at all, because you’re not amused. As you wish.
I’m just trying to make sense of it.
I’m just trying to make sense of it.
Dude, it’s Twitter. You’re just going to give yourself a headache.
Where else does one get opportunity to engage a semi-famous, semi-good-looking but unfortunately vapid blonde in near-real-time, without having a small fortune to spend on a Lotus and a duffel bag full of blow ?
Someone once said, “Shut up and sing.” I heartly concur.