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Blonde Encounters Strange Machine [Dan Collins]

Looks kind of slow here. NSFW.

And if you don’t think that’s funny, please write and tell me why.

28 Replies to “Blonde Encounters Strange Machine [Dan Collins]”

  1. McGehee says:

    Nice space bar.

  2. vermontaigne says:

    She could be at Hampshire College, getting ready for the Anthropocene.

  3. newrouter says:

    is that an underwood?

  4. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    And if you don’t think that’s funny, please write and tell me why.

    There’s girl boobs & nipples!

    This is the fucking hardest SAT question for a high school kid ever.

  5. jdw says:

    Seems she’s huntin’ for something to peck on.

  6. jdw says:

    This is one of those ‘Rule 5’ thingers, in’it?

    That, or someone wins Instagram.

  7. Darleen says:

    new meaning to “touch typing”

  8. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “I should have worn less tattoos to type this thing. And what in the blue Hell is ‘White out”?

  9. newrouter says:

    “i think the ethernet plug is here”

  10. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “I’m going to dinner with some friends. Feel free to hang around, stay mostly naked as that seams to be your bag, but please don’t sit on the couch. It’s new. Be home around 2-ish.”

  11. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    I think that may possibly be a “Lady Boy” in that pic.

    And Dan’s just having some fun with us.

  12. vermontaigne says:

    Hmmm. Pretending to pretend to be a chick pretending to know how to type? I had not thought of that, Lamont.

  13. happyfeet says:

    i wonder if you can juice cherries I would bet not unless you get the pit out first but it never hurts to google these things

  14. happyfeet says:

    Remove the pit before juicing. You can either do this by hand or by using a cherry pitter.*

    a cherry pitter! it is truly an age of wonders let us google

    hmmm… I have no idea how this works exactly but it looks very ideal for pitting the cherries

    it can pit 26 lbs of cherries in an hour!

    I imagine if you ever pit cherries for a whole hour of your one god-given life you’re in a very very small club of people

  15. Mike LaRoche says:

    She’s looking for the shift key.

  16. McGehee says:

    Not the Alt key?

  17. jdw says:

    Heh. a babe, and ‘feets proves he’s retained his cherries.

  18. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Iowahawk did that funny thing he does again.

    ‘Night everybody.

    Or good morning.

    Whatever.

  19. Kevin says:

    Why is this photo ok?

  20. vermontaigne says:

    It’s not. It’s nippleodious.

  21. motionview says:

    Just saw the very beginning of Chris Wallace and Marco Rubio. Wallace plays the president’s framing of the economic issues, accepts the President’s framing and asks Rubio a question, who then accepts the fundamental premise of the question in his answer.

    Barack Obama did not inherit our economic problem; he, as the embodiment of Prog economics, is our economic problem. 1. Our downturn started when the Democrats took the House in 2007, and accelerated as it became clear that we we giving the Progs total power, with the weakest link, the Dem/Establishment driven crony housing market, as the proximate failure. Our markets correctly anticipated the consequences of Obama/Reid/Pelosi and that is the root cause of the economic downturn before the Ascension. 2. Obama’s prescription, more debt, spending, taxes, regulation, and central planning, has made everything much, much worse.

    I don’t understand why Rubio would accept the premise that Republican policies are responsible for this recession.

  22. leigh says:

    Someone start a new topic, already.

  23. StrangernFiction says:

    “This obsessive effort to win his reelection – he has lost himself and he has lost what makes him different and this issue of how they’ve used the bin Laden raid is one example about how his administration has become just like everybody else.”

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/225617-sen-rubio-pans-obama-as-like-everyone-else-in-washington

    Yeah, that Barack Obama is at heart a great guy. Such promise in this man. But tragically he has “lost himself.”

    And this is the opposition party’s golden boy.

  24. TaiChiWawa says:

    This is her idea of posting a tweet.

  25. cranky-d says:

    Have we decided if this is a real girl or a fake one yet?

    I guess it doesn’t matter ultimately, since we shall never meet.

  26. palaeomerus says:

    2578 AD: Archaeologists have found similar devices all over the world. They have long wondered at the intended purpose of such a strange device of cleverly articulated levers marked with characters. Thanks to this image uncovered from the primitive binary-digital data-ruins of what the ancients called the inter-Blog-o-orb, we now know for certain that these curious devices were primarily designed to facilitate what seem to be some sort of ‘lewd squatting’ ritual activity. This finding seems to confirm our deeply held suspicions that our ancestors were a bunch of $#$&ing weirdos.

  27. jdw says:

    Obviously she’s just trying to summon the Gods of the Copulatory Hornings.

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