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The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 99

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12 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 99”

  1. Matt says:

    Oh, oh, Martha…

    You misspelled hygienic.  One “n”, dear.  One “n”.

    On the plus side, it’s always a thrill to catch Li’l Miss Perfect in a rare moment of imperfection.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Looks like Martha caught it and made the correction.

    Not surprising, really:  She has her reputation to think of.

  3. Diana says:

    …. earlobes?

  4. Scott P says:

    99.  Heh. 

    Kinda like 69 but you both get to watch TV.

    My Turing word is private.  How do it know?

  5. michael dennis says:

    When Martha gets out this year, is she going to “freak” all of her straight friends back in the world?

  6. Beth says:

    Off topic, but…

    HI MOM!

    I know she’ll be lurking here somewhere…

    :spongg:

  7. – That court ruling came through just in time…She was having trouble with the SemTek muffins falling everytime someone shut a cell door…..

  8. Cricket says:

    It is forged, I tell you!  Martha would NEVER make those kinds of mistakes…and well, her book has a look of the Culpeper tome from the 16th century.

  9. Anthony F. says:

    Oh dear, Martha, another boo-boo. That business under the old sewing machine isn’t called the “foot pump,” rather the treadle (as in “tire tread); something your polack immigrant forebears must have told you.

  10. Jeff –

    I love this series – 99 and counting! Two things:

    1) It makes me hope Martha never gets out.

    2) Have you thought of publishing the whole series when she does?

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Thanks.

    Yeah, I’ll probably cobble them all together as a scratch and sniff book when all is said and done. 

    Mmmm. Scones!

  12. What flavor scones? One of the prison recipes no doubt …

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