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In which I reveal things about myself that no one needs to know / cares about

Zach Bennett interviewed me for his site, the reluctant werewolf.  The resultant slag turns up here.

Full disclosure:  I thought I was applying for a housing loan.

20 Replies to “In which I reveal things about myself that no one needs to know / cares about”

  1. Scott P says:

    That explains the Elle McPherson bit.

  2. Ana says:

    Elle was probably a personal reference or something. You know, to back up the loan? Falafel.

    [Again with the “help” super secret word. Jeff, you don’t need help do you? Hostage situation but they are letting you keep blogging so it won’t appear that there’s a hostage situation? Where the hell is my medication?]

  3. Dang, I got my hopes up on the favorite commenter thing….

  4. Diana says:

    “John Stewart is a pussy for planting” … hmmm.  YUP!  Blue tu-lips will frame an exquisite thatch of scilla in the spring.

  5. Diana says:

    .. I love to garden!

  6. Ian Wood says:

    You know, I’ve been keeping a list of the anti-comment spambot words I’ve had to type in to post comments here, and when I arrange them properly, I’m pretty sure they tell me to come over and kill you.

    You should fix that.

    Because some people are more impressionable than others.

  7. Ana says:

    RWS

    You are everyone’s favorite commenter. Except the moonbats. You make them nuts.

  8. Ana, awwww…that’s so sweet.  grin

  9. You know, I want to be interviewed! No one ever asks me all those interesing questions.

    when I was little I was set up the long piano stool in front of the mirrored closet and put a chair beside it. I would sit in the chair while “Johnny Carson” interviewed me about my next big movie. (Yall remember Johnny, right???)

    That was my last big interview.

    Unless you count the time we went camping when my daughter was 13 and she decided it was time to “interview” me about my teenage years.

    But that wasn’t fun.

  10. Sean M. says:

    Good interview, Jeff, but you were wrong about Jon Stewart being a douche.  He’s clearly a turd sandwich.

  11. MC says:

    Well, of course there’s allways this.

  12. MC says:

    Always spell always always …

  13. Salt Lick says:

    Wow, a quarterback who yodels. You should do an album with Terry Bradshaw.

  14. shank says:

    RWS, I’ll interview you too if you’re really that excited about it.  But I guess I’d have to think up/find some better questions since you’ve got such high expectations…

  15. Shank, I didn’t realize that was you.

    Now I’m afraid the interview would be like the one with my daughter…wink

  16. Joe says:

    The best interviews are always about favorite things – you know, like this:

    1) What’s your favorite thing about me ?

    2) What’s your favorite way to get your freak on ?

    3) What’s your favorite sexual position ?

    or you can mix and match:

    4) What would be your favorite sexual position when you get your freak on with me ?

    Yeah, that’s the good stuff.

  17. shank says:

    RWS –

    Yeah well, I wasn’t exactly on point with the questions yesterday.  I hadn’t done a blog interview before so it was my first try.  But the offer (for what it’s worth buwahahaha) still stands.

    And I think I’ll pass on any of Joe’s suggestions.  Interesting as they may be. hmmm

  18. That is just so sweet…

    But I am just not nearly as interesting as Jeff.

    If you catch me after a few margaritas though, I might come close.

  19. Joe says:

    Just trying to help, shank. ‘Cause like Jeff, I’m all about THE GIVING.

  20. Who is your favorite blogger/commenter on your site?  Your least favorite?

    Me.  Anyone not me.

    On behalf of all of us, thanks a diaperload!

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