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Tomorrow’s News Yesterday

Q: How many Abu Ghraib prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Climb down off the Iraqi, Lynndie.

2 Replies to “Tomorrow’s News Yesterday”

  1. Steve the Llamabutchers says:

    Phew!  I thought I was the only sick bastard who had Abu Grahib jokes bubbling up. 

    There’s gotta be one in there about the guys being forced to eat yoo-hoo, bacon bits and “Tender Vittles” for a 36 hour marathon loop viewing of “Gigli.”

  2. Jeff G says:

    I reserve judgment on Gigli.  I mean, the same guy did Midnight Run, one of the funniest movies ever.  Maybe there’s comedy beneath the failed dramedy. 

    I cling.  Yes.

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