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Film reviews in 5 words or less, #2

Swimming Pool (2003) Directed by Fran

11 Replies to “Film reviews in 5 words or less, #2”

  1. Tman says:

    Blame it on Rio, the remake?

  2. James Joyner says:

    Boobies boobies boobies boobies! Twist.

    That’s gotta hurt.

  3. jeremy says:

    Blame it on Rio, the Remake?

    Nah, I think it’s this movieSerious boobies.

  4. I debated renting the movie for boobies … is the boobie factor worth it? I don’t want to be trapped on the couch for two hours for some French art-house shit …

  5. Jeff G says:

    It’s pretty good.  Tries too hard with the twist, but it creates a really interesting atmosphere.

    Of nipples.

  6. Marble says:

    I think this one post alone set off more alarms on my company’s WebSense box than the rest of the employees’ traffic from the past week.

  7. BH says:

    Thought the boobs were great but the twist that was actually taken was the least surprising of the many options open to the story at that point.

  8. Hrmmmmm … is there lesbianism? Such a thing could tip the scales towards rental … i thought I detected an older attractive woman- young woman seduction vibe in a preview that I saw …

  9. David says:

    Damn.  I thought you were talking about Swimfan.  Ummm, boobies.

  10. Beck says:

    “Where I come from, we call them Casongas.”

  11. SixFootPole says:

    Y’all forgot to mention the banana hammock-concealed erect penis of a skinny French waiter. 

    And he pulling on it.

    Hey! With all the boobs, its only fair to introduce a little tubesteak.

    Anyway, the film has many vitues, including boobies and dickies.

    But, yes, it really is:

    Boobies, boobies, boobies, dick, bush, boobies, corpse, twist. 

    Is that too many words?

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