Deadbeat neighbor: “So, I finally got my own subscription…”
Me: “Great.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah, just signed up for it. Delivery starts tomorrow or Thursday.”
Me: “Super.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “So. Y’know…”
Me: “Yeah.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Anyways, nice out here today, huh…? Maybe we’ll spark up the grill again tonight.”
Me: “Go for it. Just remember what I said about the ribs.”
I never asked your permission to grill so don’t you lie bitch or I’ll cut you swear to god.
Sod off, Juan. And just for the record, you don’t use gasoline to light your charcoal. Genius.