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Just in time for Xmas…

Military to repeal ban on sodomy. And of course, bestiality.

— Which, I guess at least potentially and legally, Rudolph’s nose might not be the only red thing the poor dear is toting around come the end of December.

(Yeah. I went there.)

33 Replies to “Just in time for Xmas…”

  1. sdferr says:

    Give me

  2. cranky-d says:

    Now look what you’ve done. You’ve made the Baby Jesus cry.

    Bad blogger! Bad!

  3. bh says:

    Wait, what?

  4. cranky-d says:

    I thought my previous was going to be first. It’s supposed to stand on its own.

  5. JD says:

    Goats the world over will be sleeping with one eye open, and their hooves crossed.

  6. bh says:

    (My #3 was just directed at the post itself.)

  7. DarthLevin says:

    So the Navy can reinstitute powder monkeys?

  8. sdferr says:

    Bombsniffing dogs ought hardly to be insulted with being called monkeys.

  9. McGehee says:

    I have a comment in mind, but it’s something Frank Stallone would probably say and his lawyer can beat up my lawyer.

  10. cranky-d says:

    I don’t know what a powder monkey is, but it sounds racist.

    Racist!

  11. LBascom says:

    Finally! Do you have any idea what a faux pas it is for an American officer to refuse the Afghan liaison officers offer to hump his goat?

    Very awkward. I’m sure the war will proceed much better without those kinda uncomfortable situations.

  12. McGehee says:

    Lee, beware of Frank Stallone’s lawyer.

  13. Joe says:

    Wow. How is beastiality not animal abuse? Does the animal have to signal it is okay with it, say with a vigorous wagging of the tail?

    Andrew Sullivan’s beagles might want to run for the hills!

  14. happyfeet says:

    that government governs best what governs least

  15. LBascom says:

    Also just in time for X-mas, Obama pats himself on the back ‘cuz of his good tidings towards men.

    Not only is Obama the bestest friend Israel ever had, but the wommins too…

  16. LBascom says:

    “that government governs best what governs least”

    Well, except the freak’in military is one of the things the feds are supposed to be responsible for.

    The draft is coming, just wait…

  17. Blake says:

    I can’t imagine there will be a lot of DI’s asking to be assigned to talk about the issue of bestiality.

  18. leigh says:

    The draft is coming, just wait…

    The husband and I were just talking yesterday about that. He is of the opinion that the all volunteer army is not a good thing or, at least, not working as originally planned. I was a freshman in high school when they ended the draft and everyone that I know, family and friends who served enlisted. Husband was career Army (23 years) and, naturally, much more perspective on this than I, since I never had an interest and everyone else I knew, including my brother, did one hitch and got out.

    Anyway, I agree that the draft is probably coming back. We can’t keep sending soldiers back for seven and eight tours. It’s inhuman.

  19. leigh says:

    *has much more* that should say

  20. bergerbilder says:

    I knew a guy who joined the army. He was a scrawny little wimp before he was stationed in Alaska, but came back a real husky fucker.

  21. Slartibartfast says:

    ^
    |
    augh

  22. Crawford says:

    Anyway, I agree that the draft is probably coming back. We can’t keep sending soldiers back for seven and eight tours. It’s inhuman.

    Better to enslave people and send them off to fight.

    There are a shitload of other options. Like not having so many personnel and material in countries perfectly capable of defending themselves, if they were forced to. Like actually fighting wars to conclusions instead of dicking around for 70 years.

    And if it turns out the country cannot inspire a sufficient number of its citizens to fight for it… well, that tells us something, too.

  23. LTC John says:

    Draft? No, a thousand times no. We won’t need it, and it won’t work.

    You want someone getting the huge investment in training, equipment and such because they were compelled to be there, have no interest in being there other than avoiding prison and just counting hours until they are done? We already learned that lesson…

    With Iraq off the list, and AF going to draw down, deployments are dropping as well. We don’t need involuntary servitude in the uniform services.

  24. JD says:

    A draft ?! Not a fucking chance in hell.

  25. I got one of those snake things filled with sand, seems to stop the draft pretty well. It’s also sexy as shit.

  26. Anyway, I used to be really into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse

  27. Squid says:

    It’s also sexy as shit.

    That’s a real novel way to get sand in the Vaseline, LMC.

  28. An officer is posted to a remote desert outpost to look after a unit of malcontents. When he arrives he realizes that there’s not much in the way of entertainment, so he asks one of the soldiers, ‘What do you do for relaxation around here?’

    The trooper points to a donkey tied to a post nearby. The officer is outraged and orders the donkey to be put out in the field and should any man touch it he would be shot.

    After several weeks the officer begins to feel a bit edgy and catches himself looking wistfully at the donkey out in the field.

    Finally he cracks and demands that the donkey be brought back to the command tent. When it arrives he figures that he’s going to be the one to go first and so he drops his pants and starts fucking the donkey. He then realizes that all the troops are looking at him aghast. ‘What?,’ he demands, ‘Isn’t this the way you all did it?’ ‘No, Sir,’ one replies, ‘We rode the donkey into town to meet girls.’

  29. Just so you all know… In my house, the chicken always comes first…

  30. LBascom says:

    No, no, I’m not saying the draft is coming back because it’s good and desirable. I’m saying the draft is coming back because the traditional pool of enlistees are going to be turned off by the military being used for a social engineering experiment, and and all those fine lads from flyover country are going to quit joining.

    They will have to re-institute the draft to fill out the ranks.

  31. leigh says:

    That’s pretty much what I was saying, Lee. Poorly, though.

  32. Crawford says:

    They will have to re-institute the draft to fill out the ranks.

    And I’m saying it won’t happen. Beyond the immorality and the quality differences between volunteers and draftees, there won’t be a draft without exclusions that will enrage those who can’t take advantage of them, and if you have enough exclusions so there’s not enough opposition, there won’t be enough manpower raised.

  33. LBascom says:

    “And I’m saying it won’t happen.”

    You might be right. We’ll have to wait and see what happens next time we throw a war and no one wants to join in.

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