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red pills found behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 1

In the limited cosmos of the Sea Monkey, there can be but one Sea Monkey King; and that King is in my kitchen right now, fixing himself a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich on toasted white bread.

My dogs, who eat mostly liver-flavored kibble, are not at all amused.

14 Replies to “red pills found behind the sofa cushions, analepsis 1”

  1. KoalaBear says:

    BANJO!!!!

    KoalaBear

    Crown Prince of the Sea Monkeys

  2. McGehee says:

    I have a bone to pick with the Sea Monkey King. When I was a kid I sent away for a packet of those things, and I did like the directions said.

    In the end I wound up pouring the water over some oriental noodles, and danged if it didn’t taste like shrimp.

    I was robbed! I want my boxtops back!

  3. Scott P says:

    You lost me at analepsis, dude. 

    But I know it’s better to have a Sea Monkey King raiding your fridge than a Dancing Monkey, that’s for sure…

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    That is really freaky, man.

  5. TalkLeft says:

    I thought you were on Atkins?  What’s with the white toast?

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Ah. But I am not the Sea Monkey King.  He is but a pill-induced interloper…

  7. YALL! I am in SERIOUS need of backup on my blog! These leftys are so mean! Geeze! Come on help me out here! http://www.Rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com shock 

    Ok, this about you being high, right? *just making sure*

    Also, who keeps spilling the pills behind your sofa and what are they? cuz I could use some de- stress inducing something for sure. tongue rolleye shock

  8. albo says:

    Did the King ride in mounted on the Queen of the Space Unicorns?  If so, I’d see a neurophysiologist pronto if I were you.

  9. Hannibal Lecter says:

    Perhaps some fava beans and a nice Chianti with their liver-flavored kibble would mollify your canine friends.

    And as for the Sea Monkey King, he cannot help himself; No, he covets. That’s his nature.

  10. ed says:

    Hmmmm.

    Bacon.  Lettuce.  Tomato.  Toasted bread.

    Now that’s the best damn idea I’ve read so far today.  A BLT with a bottle of “Old Peculiar” English brown ale.

    Sounds like lunch to me.  cya.

  11. Scott P says:

    Old Peculiar.  Finest kind!

  12. “Analepsis” is a funny word.

    Analepsis. Analepsis.

    Heh.

  13. McGehee says:

    Sparkle: Those little red pills?

    Sudafed.

    Sshhh, don’t tell Jeff.

  14. McGehee, oh….*sigh* well, guess I will have to stick with Monsanto Chianti

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