13 Replies to “Variations on a theme (extended director’s cut)”

1. addison says:

   October 4, 2004 at 3:16 pm

   Cheney is going to send him home crying for mommy.  I’m usually not that flip, but I cannot see him making a dent anywhere against Cheney.

2. Scott P says:

   October 4, 2004 at 3:41 pm

   “… with no dumplings.  I love dumplings.  Light, fluffy dumplings.  Like clouds resting in a gently bubbling pot.  Like ducklings on a pond.  And I really really love ducklings.  Let me take a few minutes to tell you what John Kerry will do for ducklings…”

3. Parker says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:00 pm

   A hare in his pocket?

   To go along with the wild one up his …?

4. Sean M. says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:02 pm

   Dude, that’s a f*ckin’ lie and you know it!

   Cheney obviously prefers his rabbits fried and topped with baby Jesus sauce.

5. dillene says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:08 pm

   Ha- I just noticed the pocket bunny.

6. Cheney W. Halliburton says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:13 pm

   No, since my last heart attack it’s been baby bunnies roasted on a spit and topped with baby Jesus sauce.

   Also rabbit stew topped with crumbled baby Jesus crackers.

   And who could forget hassenpfeffer. Mmmmmmmmm, hassenpfeffer…

7. Toren says:

   October 4, 2004 at 6:34 pm

   Damn, he DOES look like a TV evangelist.

8. Joshua Scholar says:

   October 4, 2004 at 8:20 pm

   You need to add a bunny to your list of smilies!
   
   :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

9. Joe says:

   October 4, 2004 at 9:27 pm

   I think you over-emphasize Iwanna B. Veep’s affection for bunnies. Scott’s right, John-boy’s equally enchanted by fuzzy little ducklings, but I don’t see you giving them equal time.

   You racist quack.

10. Scott P says:

    October 4, 2004 at 11:03 pm

    Edwards:”…and John and I haven’t even started talking about puppies yet.  Because puppies are what really makes America great…”

11. Cheney W. Halliburton says:

    October 5, 2004 at 2:12 am

    Mmmmmm. Duckling a l’orange with puppy relish.

    Unfortunately it would send my cholesterol back into quadruple digits.

12. Kato comes calling says:

    October 5, 2004 at 3:38 am

    Kerry,grey poupon, Edwards in playboy bunny outfit

    Kerry gets the global OK.
    
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    You may pee

13. Slartibartfast says:

    October 5, 2004 at 4:26 pm

    Cook!  COOK!  Where’s my hassenpfeffer?

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