Dan Rather: “A corn beef sandwich, please. On rye.”
deli counter guy: “One corn beef sandwich on rye. Anything else?”
Dan Rather: “Well I’m not going to apologize, if that’s what you’re driving at.”
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related: Dan Rather is to John Kerry as cousin Oliver was to the “Brady Bunch”.
Or as Pootchie was to Itchy & Scratchy.
Or Ted McGinley is to [enter sitcom name here]
http://www.vanosforsupremecourt.com/
“…Last Friday, September 3, David was informed by Andy Milburn, District 6 Vice President, Communication Workers of America, that CWA-COPE is sending a campaign contribution of $25,000.00! David says,
“My brothers and sisters in CWA who have donated their grass-roots dollars to CWA-COPE week after week, and who voted for this enormous contribution, have given this campaign a huge expression of support. I thank them from the bottom of my heart for this demonstration of confidence and pledge to the members of CWA-COPE and to all my supporters that we WILL place a voice for the people on the Texas Supreme Court.”…”
What’s this? A mention of the name “Oliver” without a reference to twinkies, ho-hos, bacon grease, and chocolate whipped cream?
For shame Jeff. You’ve lost your edge.
-Colin
Actually, I think it was appropriate in this case to avoid confusion between character immortalized by Robbie Rist and Roly Poly Olie.
Sucka don’t be passin’ none of the bogus CBS ‘cash’ in my bodega.
Dan Rather interviews Groucho Marx:
Groucho: “Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas.”
Dan: “So you were hunting GOP bloggers?”