Right now, at a Kinko’s in Abilene, TX, a $5.75 an hour counter clerk named Donna is covering the phones, answering in her most courteous and professional voice a barrage of reporters’ questions unrelated to Velo binding or glossy prints. But what she’s thinking is, I don’t know exactly who this Dan Rather person is, but if I ever catch him alone on a stretch of prairie I swear to Christ I’ll gut* him like a field rabbit, then hack off one of his feet and mount it to my keychain.
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… I swear to Christ I’ll garrot him like a field rabbit…
Jeff.. Far be it from me to correct any of your writing (I’m not worthy).
But I am from Texas. And I would be willing to bet that instead of garrot she said gut.
It’s a Texas thing.
I bet you she’s hot, in a trailer park sort of way.
I’d bang her.
BTW:
Where is mix fix of Oliver Willis mocking today?
It’s late already.
WTF?
And after she’s hacked off his foot, she can mount one of those novelty slippers on it as a prosthesis.
Oliver who? Don’t know who you’re talking about.