I’m heading back to Baltimore later on and won’t be back until Monday.
Please try to keep the place clean in my absence. I trust that the majority of you will. For those who won’t, however — well, let’s just say I’ve left a little armored someone a rack of loaded pump action shotguns, my collection of Cold Steel survival knives, a Taser, and an inflatable kiddie pool filled to the lip with really cut-rate Sangria.
That, plus fifty dollars for pizza and whores.
Trust me: that boy is nothing but twitchy after he’s gone through his drink, a pair of hookers, and a large mushroom and sausage. So I wouldn’t chance it were I you.
Just toss a cat in the door first. That’s what I always do.
And here I thought that weapons, pizza and cheap whores were the reason people went to Baltimore.
you need a rain coat
Oh, but this nice:
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/277804/solyndra-execs-will-plead-fifth-andrew-stiles#
Hey Jeff? I just saw Che coming out of a pawn shop with a whole boatload of cash.
Now that’s what I call a hall monitor…
Tampa Rays are looking for some help from the O’s with the R.Sox in B’More, but playing the Yankees in NY the Rays are gonna have to do some of the work on their own. Anyhow, say hi to Camden Yards for me.
If you’re there for the book festival, stop by; I’ve got a booth next to the crazy people art store, right below the monument. We will have beer, or at least can cut in line to get some.
The Hose : season O!
The Goys : season Oy?
Caps had a preseason swim-meet with the Preds in Ballteemore tonight, lost 2-zip.
Bobby Oy !!!
Abe wins the internet for today.
Just go be Joe (and don’t come back till I call you)
3 in the 8th and the Boston choke continues apace: Rays remain 2 back. Pull up them Sox, Sox.
Sdferr, I know folks in Boston would really love to see the Sox deny NYY a World Series shot somehow in the playoffs.
…if not sooner.
I don’t have a clue how it will go McG, but I do have a suspicion that the goddamned Yankees won’t get by the Tigers this year in any event.
When the Yankees lose, the Baby Jesus smiles.
$50 for pizza AND whores? Must be cut rate – for both. Now if the pool had been filled with Scotch, I might have tried trespassing…
The armadillo has stripped Jeff’s place bare and bet the ill-gotten proceeds on Arizona.
When the Yankees lose, the Baby Jesus smiles.
Wait — the real Baby Jesus, or the one that we always see in cheap plastic mangers in December?
$50 for pizza AND whores? Must be cut rate – for both.
He’s using Groupon, obviously.
When I drove by this morning, the blinds were all pulled with but a bare crack of light peeking through what I can only assume was an upstairs bedroom. The inflatable kiddie pool was perched precariously on the garage roof, listing to starboard like a drunken sorority girl. As I was turning the corner, I heard a kazoo, a blood curdling female scream, and what sounded like two goats mating.
Apparently, all is well with the armored panzer rat.
I just saw Che coming out of a pawn shop with a whole boatload of cash.
…and his hair was perfect.
afs, I yield to your clearly superior knowledge of what goat mating sounds like….
O my, Red Sox led 4-1 and then give up 1 in the 6th, 2 in the 7th and 2 in the 8th to go down again, at home. They’re sounding fried. Good thing the Rays lost twice to the Yanks today, huh?
Be best if he doesn’t mess with Texas.
ick leprosy canapes
Okay, how about this then, better?
I’m bookmarking that … I have people coming over tuesday I wonder if I can master that by then
they don’t say what oil to fry it in so I’m guessing canola is fine?
Here’s another which may be easier. I’ve never done any of these so I can’t say how they come out.
Or vegetable oil I would expect.
Cold pressed extra virgin pikachu.
If you run into David Simon, ask him why he thinks the solution is necessarily bigger government when he clearly thinks that all government is corrupt and all politicians are venal.
Loved The Wire. Hated the progressive pablum offered up in the DVD extra sessions.
What are the odds Marlo and Slim Charles are still alive?
best to
boil in
pois on
oil.
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