Allawi to the UN: “You cannot fight totalitarian regimes with caviar and toast points”

John Kerry responds: “Quite obviously you underestimate the trauma a well-flung toast point can cause to a dictator’s unsuspecting retina.”

update: “…Or for that matter a shrimp fork, wielded with the appropriate conviction. Peasant.”

4 Replies to “Allawi to the UN: “You cannot fight totalitarian regimes with caviar and toast points””

SarahW says:

September 24, 2004 at 10:03 pm

I’ve seen a toast point ~~enucleate~~ pop an eye like it was nothing but so much beluga on the roof of John Kerry’s mouth.

Allawi had better watch his, uh, front.
Scott P says:

September 24, 2004 at 10:15 pm

Kerry followed with:

“… and Mr. Allawi has probably never even heard of crÃƒÂ©me fraÃƒÂ®che. You have to have crÃƒÂ©me fraÃƒÂ®che. What a cad.”
The Sanity Inspector says:

September 25, 2004 at 2:43 am

Before escalating to toast points and shrimp forks, I would start with serving the jihadis pate’ and a totally inappropriate Grand Cru.
J.Webb says:

September 25, 2004 at 5:59 am

For pugilistically inclined Francophiles, could you please post some french cuff links?

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