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genius, man. pure genius.
I pronounce this election over. No one who sees this and the Batboy shot over at LGF could vote for Kerry.
Oh my. I need to change my shorts….
I’m not sure why, but I just know that Photoshopping Willis is racist. Somehow, some way, it’s just got to be.
If Oliver doesn’t put that up on his site simply out of respect for the sheer genius of it, he’s truly without humor. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
I dunno…I’d be more pissed if I were Mr. T
I love it when a photoshop comes together.
You have defaced Mr. T! Shame on you.
This is why I write love letters to you.
I, uh, pity the fool.
The Batboy comparison seems supremely unfair. Kerry obviously just had the joy buzzer pointed the wrong way.
This is hysterical.
What the hell is the deal with EE trackbacks?
Man oh man. Perfect.
I can almost hear the cheesy 80’s theme song.
Dum,dum,dumm… dum, dum, dummmmm…
Golly! I been to a goat ropin’, a nut cuttin’, and a shrub judgin’ and I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that. It makes me feel like steppin’ in a warm cowpie barefoot.
Jim Valvis – you made me want to hear it again.
Here is a clip
I guess that’s the campaign augering into the ground you hear in the first part of the clip.
From this A-team site
Here’s the clip-specific link again here
I have no words. I dunno about Edwards as HM Murdock…Howlin Mad Edwards (must not make Dean joke). Ok, i can see it. Willis as Mr. T is absofreakinlutely amazing, though.
Just thinking about them having to break HME out of Dorthea Dix every week makes me giggle.
Wait, you covered up Edwards’ hair. That will be like a capital offence under the K/E administration. You know that if they DO get elected, they’ll have you against the wall first, right? Special order of the VP. kind of a Vice-Executive Order.
:-D
You type-cast Willis as the black guy. You racist!
Jeff – Absolute genius. Inspired, no less. Oliver Willis as T? OMG – I almost died laughing.
But I have to agree with Tommy – Edwards should be Face, and Burkett should be Howling Mad Murdock…
I love it when a plan comes together.
And, no, I’m not going to tell you the details of my plan until after I’m elected President.
What? You still want to know about my plan? Why don’t you ask Bush about his plan?
“Gghah” so discribes it.
You know, the more I look at it, the more I’m sure this a fantastic look for Oliver.
I can’t believe it…it’s still T’s body but with Oliver’s face he looks like…a pussy!
Not that that’s a bad thing, mind you.
I would be leary of 70’s era vans rolling up near me anytime in the near future.
Oliver is gonna git mad as hell now.
Hey that had me fooled for a minute, I thought that really was Mr T. This is great.
Pure genius! Who would’ve ever thought to take real pcitures and mainpulate people into embarassing positions that in a somewhat less than subtle way make some sort of obscure political statement! The satirical genius of it all is staggering I say STAGGERING. Thank you, sir, may I have another! Please. Oh my sides are in stitches. Oh. Oh goodness.
What the fuck in “mainpulate”?
Or “pcitures,” for that matter?
Run, Forrest. Ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!
“in a somewhat less than subtle way make some sort of obscure political statement”
In an unpredictably obvious way, that’s a vitally unimportant insight.
Shouldn’t Edwards have been Face?
Update 3:
Get out of my head!
That’s a keeper, Jeff. Like kryptonite to a campaign.
jp: What’s so embarrassing about the positions they’re pictured in? (“in which they are pictured” is just too stilted.-ed.) They all look very chummy and happy to be together in this picture of fraternal harmony.
Was JP being sarcastic? Or is that sacratsic?
Anyway, my comment? bwahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant, this is the funniest political blog on the web!
“I’m John Kerry, Vietnam war hero, take my word for it.”
Don’t EVER put something like this up on a Friday again. Ollie needs five full weekdays to enjoy the afterglow.
Goldstein!!!!!!!!! You will someday rule the blogosphere. Of course, you know you ripped off my idea (and then made if funnier)?
I was in Cambodia when you came up with your idea. Richard Nixon smokes the man flesh.
Thanks for pointing me towards the Oliver Willis site. It’s kind of refreshing hearing a viewpoint that hasn’t climbed out of Bush’s ass.
Keep up the good work showing us all the irony of our ways with such biting satire.
No problem. After all, I was put on this earth to serve you, pretentious Roman Numeral Guy.
Speaking of which, let me know when you’re done taking John Kerry’s cock in your flaccid pooter. Because I’ll be happy to bring you a warm towel and some salve. As I say: here to serve you.
I’m not entirely sure, but I think that might’ve been Michael Hutchence’s ghost.
Heh, heh.
He wrote “pooter.”
Heh.
Note to self: Don’t get in mud-slinging match with Jeff.
“Showing us the irony of our ways”?
Hard to know if you’re properly deciphering a thing like that.
You’re shitting me… Troll-slime IXLPIX hadn’t heard of Olliver Willis before now?
Great job!
But wouldn’t it make more sense to have Edwards be Face and Burkett to be the crazy one?
I am REALLY glad I just switched my ringtone to something other than the A-Team theme song.
And I second addison’s comment…
Yup, Gghah definitly hits it square on the head!
Well, it’s months later, the election is over, no one else is around but me, not even Goldstein, and this is still brilliant.