I propose we create more jobs. I propose we fix the economy. I propose the wealthy stop being fat-assed pigs and pay their fair share. I propose Congress stop fucking around and figure out a way to get that all done.
I propose reforming the tax code to make it so that fat cats don’t get special treatment. To do that, I propose a bunch of new specialized additions to the tax code.
I propose a bunch of new programs, which will be paid for by cutting the rate of future deficit spending so that we responsibly raise the debt and deficit more slowly.
And finally, wealthy companies need to give me their money, so that I can decide who gets it, why, when, and how much. Because every American knows that it’s only fair that other people’s money, horded by the most fortunate, be laundered through the federal government and then given to unions. And teachers. And teachers’ unions.
Shovel-ready infrastructure jobs and fast trains that were supposed to get money last time I proposed something like this should get it this time, now that I’ve paid off some other constituencies. That’s not political grandstanding or class warfare. The wealthy giving more of their money to the non wealthy means the non-wealthy will have more money and the wealthy will have less. That’s simple math. And simple math is the fairest and most balanced of all the maths.
PASS IT. PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS.
We need to do now what I haven’t done for the last 3 years. Because there’s an election coming up. So I propose you re-elect me.
LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL!
I think we should pass the bill. To find out what’s in it. And be shovel ready, like China. For the Children.
pass the gas now
soja SaveObamasJobAct for the scoamf
Wasn’t it odd to see the citizen of the world going all USA USA USA on live tv?
jaysus effing keerist and the pony he rode in on … Barry’s verbal diarrhea started about 5 minutes into my drive home … by the time I got in my drive way, I congratulated myself on not running down pedestrians or mail boxes.
I didn’t listen to the end … it was like he was on some loop saying the same f**king thing over and over “PASS THIS BILL NOW!! It will yadda yadda yadda”
If I drink this martini too fast I’m going to have SUCH a headache ….
the US president needs to fuck off in the worst way
BTW, Michael Ramirez nailed this speech before it happened … again … and again.
I was lucky enough to get caught in a catastrophic blackout before the speech. Yay me!
chinese kids are bright
lightbulbs are bright
\ i ordered a kids game from china for the chillens and it had
much lead paint in it
i have much shame
i want a happy ending![ rim shot]
Mark Levin on Facebook stating the obvious:
This isn’t the American Job’s Act, this is the Save Obama’s Job Act.
Ok, I was listening on the radio rather than watching … what was all that rah-rah stuff going on? Weren’t we told that the halls of Congress were too special for stuff like “YOU LIE!”? We aren’t the Brit Parliament or something?
Were the cheerers being blackmailed, bribed or just delusional?
is it just me or has National Soros Radio developed a wicked sense of humor
FOOTBALL!!!
PACKERS!!!
BRATS!!!
BEER!!!
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!
Oh, Obama sucks ass.
Nice command performance re-election speech.
But I liked Kid Rock’s pregame “Born Free” better.
GO SAINTS!!!
if i was giving out bobby orr stickers
your forehead would be a seven head
jesus saves/ espo scores on the rebound
mostly brats
I tried to read the speech but it was creepy so I’ll just wait for more summarizings
also it was very long it would’ve been better if he had sort of just hit on his main points
They shouldn’t be anointing Aaron Rodgers so quickly. He is prone to concussions, and that is the new ‘correctness’ syndrome in the NFL.
pass the gas now – scoamf
‘feets, read my lips:more new taxes.
That’s all you needs know, really.
I suppose I’m the only one who felt the ‘fierce urgency of sometime in the next few weeks.’
here’s a comment from a National Soros Radio thread that I think is kinda special
I’m gonna listen to this twenty times in a row while the DVR kills the commercials.
I am a real American. Fight for what’s right! Fight for your life!
Rudy hates America. So does Barcky.
“confiscate” money, “imprison” the rich?
‘feets, we told you about dragging fascists in here~!
Damn. TD Green Gay,
The Saints hate America.
And God hates New Orleans. Actively tried to drown those fuckers not that long ago.
Sorry, those are just the facts.
JD, sorry about your season …. )
Bh’s cheese curds look good. My Colts, not so much. Maybe we can go 1-15 and get Andrew Luck.
When I heard Peyton Manning was out indefinitely, I tweeted ‘damn. #Titans can’t take advantage because we’re rebuilding. We don’t even have a good mustache anymore.’
Enough of your red-baiting, Monsieur happyfeet.
I think I’ll be a Green Bay fan for awhile now. Fourteen-Zip is why.
it’s morning in america
red dawn
Why did the Chargers give up Sproles? Idiots.
Link
“Nobody’s scared of him and it’s disastrous” A. Stern
Barry sure did take his wheedley voice out for a trot tonight. In the end, Obama persuaded me that Boehner should never have acceded to the request to convene a joint session.
Generators are good, in case you were wondering. THE PACK IS BACK!!!
I thought you were for more Obama speeches.
interesting
I hope Mexico lets California have some power that would be very nice of them
Oh yes, I am. Just in a less significant venue. Like in front of an AFL-CIO crowd, say.
This was a bona fide fuck you to the American public (not that Barry’s whole career hasn’t been a bona fide fuck you to the American public, on account of it has), resulting eventually in further diminishment of an already too shaky trust in effective government of any sort. Barry succeeds, in that sense, in dragging others down with him, others who didn’t have to participate in their own undoing.
I’d missed that jeez could she be more of a socialist-loving slut
thank God this bitch never became governor of texas
“President Obama, this is your army.”
“Kerry-Hutchinson infrastructure bank”
you go you establishment retard(sorry sarah)
i just notice that “hp total care” features the o sign. creepy these silicon types.
Elect Jerry Brown-out and you get what you asked for.
America continues its slide to failure.
YES greta does HUNTSMAN wtf
This, on the day Solyndra was raided by the FBI. Your honor, I’m an orphan.
I was going to try to find the transcript but after seeing the bullshit-to-English translation I’m good.
I liked it when Obama said…umm…never mind, I got noth’in.
A commercial.
Obama’s new gift.
Good job Barry, keep it up.
Bh’s cheese curds look good. My Colts, not so much. Maybe we can go 1-15 and get Andrew Luck.
Noooooo. :c (I just want to live in my little world of denial and pretend that Andrew Luck will play for Stanford forever. DAT MAN.)
In other news, ALL HAIL HYPNOPRESIDENT.
The thing that most struck me was how ironic it is to be called anti-science by someone who can’t utter a complete sentence without using the word fairness.
@63: This forever.
I am one of the most proscience people on the Science Boat. The government is doing science zero favors.
I’ve had four calls tonight nobody is talking about this desperate sad speech
nobody
and I keep forgetting to ask
I suppose they all wanted to talk about the Packers’ passing game. That’s understandable.
“This is your army“
I couldn’t bring myself to watch the speech but I read it.
How can any sentient human find anything of substance in that blather?
It’s like eating marshmallows.
It’s clouds and smoke and haze and unicorns and pasted-together words.
How can intelligent persons applaud (duly noted in the transcript) at such tripe?
I want a president who has something to say, a president who has concrete proposals and who knows what he’s talking about. I want facts. Show me charts. Give me details. Give me reality.
Use grown up words and concepts! Please!
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong, loooooooooong jacket.
Obama has driven me to the realm of insanity and nonsense.
Over the wire and into the darkness.
Did anyone ask that fascist fuckstain on NPR exactly which envirowhacko regs he’d waive in order for that to happen in a timeframe shorter than years?
Exhibit A on why we can’t live in the same country with his type.
In one of the links it says he wants to get FMFM to getmore active in refinancing defaulted and underwater mortgages?
For real?
Best summary ever.
I liked Obama talking about that $1500 his payroll taxes was going to put in people’s pocket. Shit, that’s a pair of shoes and a sweater for Michelle.
Ha ha ha … someone is interviewing BIden on tv and asked how soon and who could be hired first due to this JOBS PLAN (pass it now) – police and teachers.
“Use grown up words and concepts! Please!”
For that, your best bet is Sarah Palin’s Facebook page.
Jeff, you left out the “pass it you poopy-heads” part.
“I liked Obama talking about that $1500 his payroll taxes was going to put in people’s pocket. Shit, that’s a pair of shoes and a sweater for Michelle.”
I’m pretty sure that for Michelle that budget would only pay for one or the other.
But now that you mention it, Michelle as I recall is the one who said that the $600 “stimulus” check would only buy a pair of earrings. You would think the two of them might take the time to get their story straight…
[…] Jeff G fills in a few more details for you: PASS IT. PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS. […]
Well, Sarah, I remember when the Obama’s were first immaculated, they did an article on Michelle’s wonderful (and afforable!) style. She was wearing a $200 sweater, and the reporter was falling all over herself on how she could make such an “inexpensive”sweater look great.
I remember wondering wtf planet they were on.
PASS IT RIGHTNOW YOU ANTISCIENCE BITCHES!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT CLASS WARFARE AND POLITICAL GRANDSTANDING!!!!!!!!
Pellegri – we will take good care of Andrew.
GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO CLAIM I GOT SOMETHING DONE OR, OR, OR I’LL STOMP MY FEET AND CALL YOU RAAAAACISTS!
I love to see this at the top of the Memeorandum stack: FACT CHECK: Obama jobs plan paid for? Seems not When a pinko’s lost the AP…
Anyone know if the sons of bitches passed it yet?
*checks time
what’s taking so long?
Theme song for the 2012 Obama campaign.
@55: America continues its slide to failure.
Slide? Brother, we jumped headfirst into failure 30-odd months ago!
We need to do a retrospective of all the head-tilt notecard people, recording all the wonderful things that have happened since they so bravely and nobly ended the Hated Bush Regime. I’m guessing they’re looking even sadder today than they did then. But their righteous indy beards are probably a lot longer. The guys, too!
“Obama’s Jobs Address, Key Optics“.
You’re welcome.
bama’s Jobs Address, Key Optics“.
You’re welcome.
Ha. a friend is making me a shirt for when I run the Detroit marathon. It says SCOAMF on the front. I’m so excited.
SCOAMF?
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
I love it. Who do I credit?
Ace’s crew for SCOAMF and serr8d for the greatest political satirical images on the web. I’m thinking of getting “We’re not all socialists now” tattooed on my daughter.
Video evidence of Jeff’s summary: Pass this bill, the re-mix!
JD, if you haven’t seen the SCOAMF version of Downfall, you should hie thee thitherward straightaway.
AFS, it’s funny — when my doctor told me I had a kidney stone he said exactly the same thing.
Pellegri – we will take good care of Andrew.
YOU HAVE MY (FOOTBALL) LIFE IN YOUR HANDS.
But I’ll trust you.
Thanks! motionview, that’s appreciated. Not the tattoo part, those things are of questionable use or value. )