Ace via Daily Caller has the punch lies from tonight’s speech. Comments in italics.
based on bi-partisan ideas; LIE. Based on Establishment ideas, the Establishment is trans-party, not bi-partisan.
it is fully paid for by closing corporate tax loopholes LIE: They are increasing revenues to spend more, and they may or may not raise enough to cover what they spend.
and asking the wealthiest Americans to pay their fair share; LIE: The Wealthiest Americans already pay more than their fair share. The lowest 49% of income earners pay no federal taxes at all. The lowest 20% get money back if they have kids. The highest 10% of income earners pay 70% of federal taxes.
it will have an impact on job and economic growth NOW. UNINTENDED TRUTH: Passing this package will demonstrate our continued inability to face hard truths; it will immediately reduce confidence that we will come to our senses and run our finances like adults. The impact would be negative.
just as soon as Congress acts. MISDIRECTION: We are in this recession because of how the progressives have acted, not how the House is trying to stop them. This is Obama the Progressive’s recession, not the House.
Every day, people in this country are working hard to meet their responsibilities. The question now is whether Washington will meet theirs. MISDIRECTION: Trying to set himself up as an outsider, when he and his socialist allies ran everything for two years and still control 2/3 of the government.
The time for obstruction and gridlock is over. LIE: When the socialists are making things worse, the time for obstruction is now.
Congress needs to put country ahead of politics. MISDIRECTION: President Obama needs to put country ahead of his extremist left-wing ideology, and the Democratic party needs to put the whole country ahead of unions. They all need to put our children ahead of their careers.
The American people know that the economic crisis and the deep recession weren’t created overnight DECEPTIVE TRUTH: The Progressives have been chipping away at us incrementally for 50 years+.
and won’t be solved overnight. LIE: When we take the House, Senate and WH on Nov 6, 2012, the boom will be on. Overnight.
The economic security of the American middle class has been under attack for decades. MISDIRECTION: By the progs.
Al Sharpton just asked if there were enough Labor and Civil Rights groups on the ground to recall Republicans who oppose BHO. I’m leaving MSNBC now.
First Boehner tells Obama “Nope, so sorry” to Obama’s
demandrequest to speak at the same time as the GOP debate.Next, Boehner and Cantor pass on the opportunity to rebut Obama’s speech, effectively saying there’s no “there” to rebut.
Now, the next chess move is made:
Boehner’s office announces that a dozen job creators will join him tonight in the Speaker’s Box
Orangeman, you magnificent bastard.
If you’re masochistic enough to watch President Ineffectual’s speech tonight, here is a handy scorecard to refer to when he starts blathering about “Congress not doing their part”, “Republicans putting party before country” and “Republicans holding American jobs hostage” or similar lies.
Bold prediction: “It’s Bush’s fault.”
Also: “Me me me. I I I. ME.”
Could be a drinking game, but I don’t want to still be drunk in the morning.
The lowest 20% get money back if they have kids.
actually failmerica will redistribute monies to your parasitic ass whether you have kids or not…
some chick righter[writer]
when asked about oakland said”there’s no there there”i think she was an alqoncin table chick a doo
“The erosion of high expectations is happening because you don’t agree with ME! “
mark levin is giving the play by play
Link
“Jobs, jobs, jobs, … my bill … PASS IT NOW BITCHES! “
7:15 PM…”The Chinese are building public works, and we know how badly our infrastructure is crumbling.”
Translation: shovel ready stimulus!
Bonus: education stimulus! For the children!
Plays the ‘jealous of China’s card. He’s gonna really feel like a chump when they get to the Moon, and we can’t get out of LEO.
dororthy sunshine parker lee!
7:18…”Bipartisan! Pass the bill to find out what’s in it!!”
Every job he’s detailed has been a UNION worker’s job.
you should pass gas right away
john lennon married a yellow girl
and i like mr lennon and u do too
he keeps saying pass i think he wants to watch the game
Unemployment extended for another year.
Why should a moocher work?
7:20…”Pass the bill. Don’t think, just pass it. PLEASE pass this bill.”
Bonus: “Pass it now! Let them eat caketax credits!”
PASS IT NOW, PASS THIS BILL, PASS IT, NOW, BILL, PASS, JOBS, PASS PASS PASS!
7:23…”Stuff I did!”
Took longer than I thought, must have been hard for him.
at least yoko ono had two functioning legs…
sir paul
Right about now, (f)unemployment is looking like a viable career option.
Paid for by more cuts? MASTERSTROKE! He can now blame the additional cuts on evil Republicans, assuring his re-election.
Dems bobbing like Monica Lewinsky.
7:26…”
Eat the rich!Everyone pays their fair share! The rich can get behind it!”Don’t be hatin’ on Mony L. She’s a patriot.
Presidents have needs damnit.
i hate that bob dylan song on blonde on blonde where he says”
i’m gonna let you pass..”
cuz i’m the jerk face and u are right
i think it’s called/ title
you go your way and i go mine i hate being the asshole in a dylan song!
Ugffh. Speaking of Monica, there’s Hillary.
I got the Hillary special at KFC the other day. 2 large thighs, 2 small breasts, and 2 left wings.
I denonuce myself.
it was Gertrude Stein she was a modernist but now she’s dead which is the modern thing
so he’s already giving his stupid speech? We’re all at work still on the west coast does he think we all eagerly tivoed his redistributey ass or something?
Pathetic piece of shit.
macy day parade needs monica L balloons
and ice scream cones
to quote bowie
jean genie-loves chimney stacks!
OK, now he’s going full-on Dirty Socialist.
Hurry up, there’s a pregame show to watch.
Oh! He drug his grandfather out from under the bus!
evil oil companies
there’s trouble in river city
we need a mono-rail
I propose we create more jobs. I propose we fix the economy. I propose the wealthy stop being fat-assed pigs and pay their fair share. I propose reforming the tax code to make it so that fat cats don’t get special treatment. To do that, I propose a bunch of new specialized additions to the tax code.
Wealthy companies need to give me their money, so that I can decide who gets it. That’s not political grandstanding or class warfare. That’s simple math.
PASS IT. PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS IT PASS.
Why wait 14 months? Resign now, things will get better.
-John Galt
this isn’t class warfare!!11!!
i wonder what food baracky has for the game tonite
hurry up the game starts at 8
So to recap:
“China is shovel ready, why can’t we be?”
“Pass this bill.”
“Stimulate schools.”
“Don’t think, pass it.”
“People need to pay their fair share…rich people, that is.”
“Pass this bill to find out what’s in it.”
“It’s not class warfare to point out that rich people are the problem.”
“Pass this bill, please.”
Did I miss anything?
i proposed to my futur\e not wife and i hired a mexican
plunker
plinker band and she flat out turned me down[ they played ceilings in a crappy latin accent]
and it was embarrissing cuz i got on my knees and ruined a cool pair of jeans
i still google her name and try to go on websites that find lost puppies and shit but i think i should give it up
[btw-she taught me how to drive a standard-}
his issues are not my issues
you like potato and i like potahto
you like tomato and i like corn
let’s call the whole thing off
Seth
Did I miss anything?
When Barry said “pass this bill RIGHT NOW” he never ever said “please”
Ah, yes. But at one point he was damn near pleading.
Very presidential, that.
LIE: When we take the House, Senate and WH on Nov 6, 2012, the boom will be on. Overnight.
The economy will begin rebounding as soon as Americans are confident that Barry is not going to be re-elected and that the winning side will start lifting the crushing boot of our federal family off the economy’s neck, once elected.
So the rebound will likely happen many months prior…only to stall if the RINO’s control things after. Invest accordingly.
If I watched the speech I would have run out of beer before the end of the sergeant-at-arms’ announcement.
I probably should have more than three bottles for such things.
Agreed Iron. No power for hours here in South OC, missed the speech. Had a colonic as a substitute.