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I’m just glad the Pentagon finally figured out where we were going wrong in Afghanistan.
Support victory! Support Beano(tm)!
SBDs ftw.
“The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused not by a flapping of the buttocks, as commonly thought, but by the vibration of the anal opening. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as moisture and body fat.”
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HARDY-HAR-HAR!
My “anal opening” is dying to play “God Bless America”.
This is truly right up the asshole alley! We are well and truly fucked. NO FARTING! You assholes!
BLAT! Bzzzzzzt! PFFFFFFT! KABOOM! ZWEEEEEET?
I don’t know, how do you fart on the internet?
they do know kuffars offend muslims too?
It’s a residual consequence of that whole “Halls of Montezuma” thing…
You know, once upon a time, it was impressed upon me as a bright young lieutenant that YOU NEVER GIVE AN ORDER YOU KNOW WON’T BE OBEYED. Let alone CAN’T. Try not farting after eating MRE’s for a couple of days. We’re talking MOPP 4 in the LVTP, baby.
Someone needs to find the Perfumed Pentagon Prince who came up with this one and shitcan his ass, then issue a blistering spot OED to every spineless “officer” who passed it on down.
Didn’t say you can’t fart, says you can’t fart out loud.
Probably someone writing a Manual on Enhanced Rectal Discipline as we speak.
So what’s worse? Noise or smell?
Seriously there does not appear to be anyone concerned with some kind of a lethal dosage butt cloud? No enraged concerns about silent death treatments that smell like rotten food of any type from anywhere in the world?
Oh heaven’s to Allah, no! Silent farts are not to be worried about. People tend to, uh, die in the silence of buttinskies. No sound but hazardous smell designed to KILL YOU LIKE A ROACH!
Don’t be surprised that when the roaches learn how to speak in the distant pass, they will ask you for a grainy, real description of a smelling rectal oil.
Then … they will kill you.
When the Afghans stop fucking teenage boys they can start bitching to us about farts.
It’s a good thing Chesty Puller won’t catch wind of this.
So now we know what Achmed the Dead Terrorist’s catch phrase really means.
Me? Anonymously at dKos.
Nobody there even notices.
That’s because they are full of KosAir, McGehee. Absolutely nobody knows what it says or what it means.
Stick with ice cream.
I can understand this policy. The Taliban catch a whiff of what they usually associate with sex, and, well…
when farts are outlawed, only outlaws will fart.
BJTex,
BJTex posted on8/25 @ 1:23 pm
So what’s worse? Noise or smell?
I think, in polite company, you mean “”report and boquet”.
Thank you very much.
And BTW, I haven’t done blow in twenty five years ( It makes me want to do high school cheerlraders, says grampa), but cocaine, beer and eggs are a LETHAL combination.
allah fartbar
Silence! I keel you!
Semper befartless.
*sniff… sniff…*
The comments at ‘Battle Rattle’ (!) are hilarious.
Seriously.
Godspeed, Marines.
sotto voce
also they need more better choreography and an altogether deeper commitment to sparkle motion
I sometimes doubt their commitment to Sparkle Motion myself.
Arse gratia fartis.
so that’s what causes sparkle motion
They got that, only it’s more like M-1FixedBayonet Motion than Sparkly.
That routine needed way more Duran Duran, sdferr.
Oh, the methane. Gaia wept.
I am sure it has to be the noise… the only thing I have smelled that was worse than an Afghan village in August, was post-Katrina New Orleans.
I’m with #6 – someone needs to be publicly named as the author of this silliness. If there was a problem to be complained of, it comes down to CDRs or Civil Affairs folks saying something to the effect of, “Say, Marines, when meeting with the locals, could you refrain from busting a$$ so loudly?” Written directives such as this show that there is at least one job too many in the Corps.
McGehee, you already won the thread. Pull my finger.
We either let freedom ring or we bring them home, now.